Tuesday, August 29, 2006
Axe Body Spray
Today's Edition of HCwD is brought to you by Axe Body Spray.
For that utterly douche smell that says, "I can't get laid, so I'll purchase a product that claims it'll help me get laid."
Because nothing quite says "I'm an utter scrote" like spraying on something that smells like a musky high school locker room in the vague belief that it'll somehow turn women into hungry sex crazed lunatics.
Not since the Spanish Fly purchasing run of the late 1980s has one product so fully encapsulated the douchebag mindset.
Axe.
When popping a collar and greating a forehead isn't enough to say "douche."
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 1:41 AM 
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I hate this godforsaken commercial. Yet, the curiousity intrigues me. This I'll go to CVS and take a whiff. They sell it there, don't they?
Careful fairmaiden, one sniff and the next thing you know the entire CVS staff will be running a train on you.
# posted by 
: 6:47 AM
: 6:47 AM
One time I was at the commissary and overheard a nine-year-old asking his mother to buy a can of this rankness for him. I kid you not. Fortunately, the woman had enough sense (meaning slightly more sense than a table leg) to drag him away down the aisle.
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# posted by : 12:24 PM
: 12:24 PM
AXE/Tag Body spray is complete fecal matter! This vile substance makes me literally physically ill! My room mate sprays on 1/4 of a can every time he uses it. I don't know whats in this crap, but I spend the rest of the night with an upset stomach and a headache. Ive told him repeatedly that any woman of class and substance would appreciate a fine cologne. I wish more females would speak up about their dislike of this body spray. It might convince more guys that they smell like vomit while wearing it! Wake up guys! their commercials are a marketing lie! Do you want to convince a female that your worth while? Try a $40 or more cologne, shower, and brushing your grimy teeth and tongue.
# posted by : 8:16 PM
: 8:16 PM
My word-axe is great. and even though guys dont like it as much, i think it really dows turn girls on cuz it works for me!
# posted by : 8:52 PM
: 8:52 PM
BOM CHICKA WAH WAH!!
I LOVE axe! & I love the commercials. cuz it's kinda true. When I smell a guy wearing axe body spray i can't stay off him. I just have to keep smelling himmm :)
-Christinaa.
I LOVE axe! & I love the commercials. cuz it's kinda true. When I smell a guy wearing axe body spray i can't stay off him. I just have to keep smelling himmm :)
-Christinaa.
# posted by : 12:13 PM
: 12:13 PM
Im a dude and i actually spray this shit after the gym or use the body wash just cuz its makes your skin smell good when a got a girl real close. seriously, though its quite potent so if you use too much you'll vomit. anyways, i almost think that some of these people commenting work for axe or something. curve cologne definitely works better though. its cheap and a lot of girls compliment me on my scent. peace.
# posted by : 3:29 AM
: 3:29 AM
AMEN I am a girl who has never understood the appeal of axe and never will. Guys, its not sexy, its just douchy
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