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I don't think that a place with this many bags should be called Heaven.
 

Kinda makes you wonder if they play lacrosse huh?

Bagbalm
 

I'm compelled to wonder which one of these douchebags will inevitably hook up at the end of the night with the butterface brunette over Stripey's right shoulder.

Will it be the white shirt scrote busting twin bag hand gestures #76 (as well as bag-tongue)? Or will it be backwards-hat, beer-on-display-while-also-busting-DB-hand-sign-#98 ass clown? Backwards Hat is on his way to being drunk enough, but White Shirt looks like he's already there. How else can you explain acting like such a knob?

Oh and their lacrosse team status should not be in doubt, Bagbalm.
 

For a moment I wish that the striped polo shirt wearing douche had realized what was happening and turned around so that we could all see what a true scrote he is as well, and then I come to my senses, put my Miluakee's Beast down, and see that the level of scrote in this picture is off the scale.

A tip for the short douche...no, I have no tip...just stop slamming hotties.