Thursday, August 17, 2006
'Bag / Not a 'Bag
I'm struggling with this one. There's nothing particularly 'baggy about this tall aging doofus and his two super sexy minxes, and yet, from a deep primal place, I want to call him a douchebag. Maybe it's that 50s retro-hipster shirt. Maybe it's that face. That douchey, grinny, "I'm too old to be with these hotties" face.
So what do you think? Full 'Bag? Pre-'Bag? Budding 'Bag? Or just a pile of week old refuse?
And since when were pants optional for hotties in the clubs and who can I write a letter of thanks to about this new development?
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:04 AM 
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That's one hell of a forehead this dude has. I think he just happens to be out with his daughter at a naughty club and he is kinda enjoying himself. The panty chick looks a little scary, a 'bag could do well with her as long as he had a pocket full of cash.
Bagbalm
Bagbalm
# posted by 
: 8:20 AM
: 8:20 AM
I would say not a douche. I also had no idea that there was a new pants optional for hotties rule. I'm writing my congressman a letter of thanks and support for this new law.
# posted by : 9:34 AM
: 9:34 AM
the pant-less hottie. oh my! she looks like she LOVES to be bent over furniture. and choked!
# posted by : 10:10 AM
: 10:10 AM
I say he's a non-douche by day, but at night, after a few glasses of vodka, he turns into a hate-monger-douche. Before the night is finished he'll be calling these ladies "Sugar-Tits", and bitching about those "F'n Jews."
(That is Mel in the picture, right?)
-Boogie
(That is Mel in the picture, right?)
-Boogie
Mid-Life crisis bag for sure. He just bought himself a 6-speed Corvette, yet has no clue how to work a manual transmission. He's hittin' the clubs, buying women drinks, writing them generous checks, then wondering why hes getting no action.
No bag. Just a guy caught with a few clingy and freaky gals. He's not groping, not looking like he's after either of them. I agree with Bagbalm - could be daughter's friends.
douchedodger
douchedodger
# posted by : 10:36 AM
: 10:36 AM
Any club that is hottie clothing optional is an establishment i want to frequent!
This is Uncle Douche... the grin seals it... no bling, no hand gesture, but you can tell both hands are by his side... wtf, touch the girl douche!! little hottie is happy someone is on her...
This is Uncle Douche... the grin seals it... no bling, no hand gesture, but you can tell both hands are by his side... wtf, touch the girl douche!! little hottie is happy someone is on her...
# posted by : 10:40 AM
: 10:40 AM
Well, although he doesn't look that bad, Bob-Sagat-Bag simply has to be a douchebag becuase he's hanging out with pantless-fire-eyes and not me.
I never told any of you this but I'm a huge fan of turqois thongs.
...and Uncle Crank gets the gas face for not realizing that these two minx's are begging to be groped.
Bye the way, these girls score about a 9.5 on the DIIIIIRTY scale.
That gives me an idea for the next contest.
We have DBOTW
We have HCOTW
Now we need the DGOTW
(DIIIIRTY Girl of the Week)
DB OUT!
...and Uncle Crank gets the gas face for not realizing that these two minx's are begging to be groped.
Bye the way, these girls score about a 9.5 on the DIIIIIRTY scale.
That gives me an idea for the next contest.
We have DBOTW
We have HCOTW
Now we need the DGOTW
(DIIIIRTY Girl of the Week)
DB OUT!
he's a bag cause he's hanging out with the chicks and not you wannabee douchebag? That doesnt make any sense.
Midlife Crisis 'Bag definitely! Mainly because he somehow let his idiot friends convince him that going downtown to get a faggity baby blue wristband will get him the chicks. Hopping into a picture while 2 chicks catfight and rip each others' pants off doesn't make you "The Man" ... it makes you "The Douchebag of the Night" The guy's so chicken'bagged he doesn't even attempt to grab either one.
Midlife Crisis 'Bag definitely! Mainly because he somehow let his idiot friends convince him that going downtown to get a faggity baby blue wristband will get him the chicks. Hopping into a picture while 2 chicks catfight and rip each others' pants off doesn't make you "The Man" ... it makes you "The Douchebag of the Night" The guy's so chicken'bagged he doesn't even attempt to grab either one.
# posted by : 12:27 PM
: 12:27 PM
Shirt says "I am a swinging dude who knows how to have a good time." Goofy grin says "I know you wish you were me." Forehead says "---". Well, the forehead can't really talk, but it is gigantimous. Also, if you asked this guy who he'd most like to be, I fear the answer would be "Bob Saget." Verdict: douche. Not the biggest douche, but more of a mini-douche, a 'bag appetizer.
Art of the Douche
Art of the Douche
# posted by : 12:29 PM
: 12:29 PM
By the way, I had not read wannabe douchebag's post before weighing in. The Saget truly is strong in this one.
Art of the Douche
Art of the Douche
# posted by : 12:32 PM
: 12:32 PM
Not a bag. Sometimes you have to differentiate between douchebags and jealousy 'cause of the hot chicks.
Ok first off, it should be quite obvious this guy's in a strip club, and pantsless hottie and her friend both work there. Is he a 'bag? Don't think so as he's not displaying any of the signs normally see here. He's just a guy who's friend talked all three of them into posing for the pic.
BagFreeAntarctica
BagFreeAntarctica
# posted by : 2:47 PM
: 2:47 PM
The mid-90s era retro 50s shirt seals his status as GrampaBag. Yes, it worked for him 10 years ago when he was hanging on to his youth a trolling the Derby, but now it is just sad.
-Double Bagger
-Double Bagger
# posted by : 5:54 AM
: 5:54 AM
This dude is a total creep. I *know* he's the guy who is so wasted that he can't tell the drunk chicks (who usually welcome his bagness) from the sober ones (who want to remove his eyes with a shrimp fork).
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# posted by : 8:55 AM
: 8:55 AM
I don't want to go down the slippery-slope of calling anyone that gets lucky a douche. A. It demeans the word and B. I wanna be that guy!
When someone that's not a douche gets a hottie, he should be applauded. (After appropriate jealous ribbing, of course.)
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When someone that's not a douche gets a hottie, he should be applauded. (After appropriate jealous ribbing, of course.)
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