Tuesday, August 29, 2006
'Bag / Not a 'Bag
Okay people, time to chime in with your thoughts. I don't know that Creepy McEyebrow here is technically a 'bag, but anyone with a haircut this utterly butchered, deserves at least an honorable mention here at HCwD.
So have at it, fellow 'bags. Let me know what you think in the comments section below.
Do furry caterpillar eyebrows qualify as douche? What about Flowbee haircut? Garage sale Hawaiian shirt?
What about the simultaneous 'Bag Head Butt and throat choke move he's performing on his chicka?
I'm waffling on whether to include him as a true 'bag or not. Then again, I'm waffling over whether I need to wash my bed's sheets since it's been over three months. And they're starting to move on their own. I keep meaning to, but I'm a busy guy staring at the stains on my rug and chugging the 'train. What can I say? Making fun of hotties and the scrotes who love them takes a lot out of a 'bag.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 9:40 AM 
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Personally, I think that guy falls more into the realm of the Big Dope. Sure he looks stupid and can't dress, but there's a difference between that and douchocity.
# posted by 
: 10:34 AM
: 10:34 AM
Look at the size of that DOME.
Just like the sayng says:
If he has goofy eyebrows like a douche,
grins like a douche,
and has a basketball sized douche dome;
THEN HE'S A DOUCHE!
Peace bitches
Just like the sayng says:
If he has goofy eyebrows like a douche,
grins like a douche,
and has a basketball sized douche dome;
THEN HE'S A DOUCHE!
Peace bitches
Not a bag..ugly as sin (and lucky as shit since she's a cutie) but he's probably too dorky to be a douche
# posted by : 11:28 AM
: 11:28 AM
Not a bag..ugly as sin (and lucky as shit since she's a cutie) but he's probably too dorky to be a douche
# posted by : 11:28 AM
: 11:28 AM
He's a douche that falls into the dreaded combo -- coneypillar. His head looks like a cone. Cripes. Yeah, and what's up with the chokehold?
Not a douche. The choke hold, flower shirt, mangey hair and uni-brow are all the result of being an idiot who just doesn't know any better. He's a social cripple with no style or personal grooming abilities, but that doesn't make him a douche. The douche is the one who's trying to be the cool badass and failing miserably. This guy's just an unknowing ass clown.
# posted by : 12:13 PM
: 12:13 PM
This guy is your typical "basement-dwelling-loser-cousin" that only comes out when he's forced to when family comes to visit. Hence the retarded chokehold he's got on his female cousin who he spanks it over.
# posted by : 12:14 PM
: 12:14 PM
Not a douche. This guy is your typical Jimmy Buffet listening Lou Ferigno looking buffoon. Stupid and annoying, but not a douchebag. Everyone here needs to remember the model of douchebagginess, the Gotti boys or Kevin Federline. This guy looks like neither.
# posted by : 12:49 PM
: 12:49 PM
His smile isn't confident enough to qualify him as a douche. Yes, his shirt screams douche, and his eyebrows don't really help (even though he can't choose what his eyebrows look like). More of a geek than a douche.
# posted by : 1:32 PM
: 1:32 PM
Definitely not a 'bag. He's just not trying nearly enough. No bling, no gel, no tats, no white studded belt=no douche.
Not a bag. He's not exemplifying any of the trademark douche hand gestures, nor is he dressed like a model for the salvation army, he is just a big, doofy looking guy.
i agree with the following:
"This guy is your typical "basement-dwelling-loser-cousin" that only comes out when he's forced to when family comes to visit. Hence the retarded chokehold he's got on his female cousin who he spanks it over."
"The douche is the one who's trying to be the cool badass and failing miserably."
"Everyone here needs to remember the model of douchebagginess, the Gotti boys or Kevin Federline."
"This guy is your typical "basement-dwelling-loser-cousin" that only comes out when he's forced to when family comes to visit. Hence the retarded chokehold he's got on his female cousin who he spanks it over."
"The douche is the one who's trying to be the cool badass and failing miserably."
"Everyone here needs to remember the model of douchebagginess, the Gotti boys or Kevin Federline."
Nope. He is hugging her rather than anything else, and he looks happy. Douches would never look that happy!
He's a dork. Not a douche.
This begs the question: IF he decided he wanted to be cool, and started faux-hawking his hair and wearing armbands w. camo shorts, would he be better off as a douche?
This begs the question: IF he decided he wanted to be cool, and started faux-hawking his hair and wearing armbands w. camo shorts, would he be better off as a douche?
Not a 'bag, just some dildo with no culture, style or taste. She'd do in a pinch, but nothing to go out of the way for.
# posted by : 10:39 PM
: 10:39 PM
>She'd do in a pinch, but nothing >to go out of the way for
Spoken like a true douche, something Creep McEyebrows is not.
Spoken like a true douche, something Creep McEyebrows is not.
# posted by : 12:57 PM
: 12:57 PM
This is what happens when Christopher Moltisanti from the Sopranos and Screech have a douche love child!
# posted by : 5:58 PM
: 5:58 PM
Wow, what a homo. Yeah, hes a geek for sure. But a douche? I don't know. He definitely doesn't deserve to be with that fine looking specimen.He looks like he would be fun to smack a few times.
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