This girl is waaay to hot for this neanderthal thingy. I'll bet he is a washout from the WWF. I hate douchebags with hot chicks.

Bagbalm
 

Looks like the singer from Simply Red has his own cheerleader. I'd like her to do me till I'm raw raw raw.
 

this scrote doesn't even look comfortable striking out his rather feeble douchebag hand gesture #58. i'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing.

now if i were in that scrote's position, i'd be very careful to not have my burning erection accidentally poke the hottie on her butt. the whole positioning thing is just so... naughty.
 

OK, he is the roadie... or maybe the bass player, ala Michael Anthony of Van Halen... the ugly dude that gets the too drunk hotties or the hot girl's fat friend...

He reeks douchosity out of every pore, and that sweatband should be placed in a hazardous waste container to not contaminate this sweet little vixen... douche must have promised her to introduce her to the lead singer if she bent over... damn love that pose baby!!!!
 

Three things:

1) Love the armband -- there does seem to be a surge in this accessory.

2) Is that one of those tuxedo t-shirts? Absolutely classic.

3) What the crap is on his pants? Are those drawings of Gumby?

Art of the Douche
 

"WHY DO DOUCHEBAGS FALL IN LOVE"
"WHY DO THEY FALL IN LOV UV"
DOUCHE ON MY MAN!
 

i think it's a costume party and he's uhh Bam Margera?