Monday, August 28, 2006
'Bags Down Under
Reader Pix writes in all the way from Australia to send us this pic of his "mate" who's rapidly descending down the path to pure Grieco.
Sure the signs might not be as overt. Looking at this wanky golden haired nancy boy, one might just assume he lost his audition for the new all Australian musical revue, Who Can it Be Now? It's Men at Work! But looking closer one sees classic douche infection signs.
The hand behind the head. The douchey arm gesture. The feathered Simon Le Bon 1985 post-"Reflex" haircut. The infected chickas on either side. The mysterious orange silk necklace, which may or may not contain backstage passes to see "Thirty Odd Foot of Grunts."
The douche plague is spreading, people, let there be no doubt. Even as far away as Australia is suffering the douche signs. Who will step up? Who will be this generation's Jonas Salk and manage to cure the douche virus before it infects us all, pops our collars and makes us all wear Jesus bling?
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 9:21 AM 
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The problem with the douche virus is that it mutates every so often, so you would have to go all over the world, and fight each strain.
For example: The Bluntbag. Very new. Very serious. Now, do you put your average douche-fighting research on hold while you tackle the enormity of this one before is spreads, or do you let it grow, and fight what you can?
For example: The Bluntbag. Very new. Very serious. Now, do you put your average douche-fighting research on hold while you tackle the enormity of this one before is spreads, or do you let it grow, and fight what you can?
This is BS!!! No way is MT a douchebag!! One of his other "friends" may have sent in the pic, but I'm going in to bat for him. He has no Jesus bling, no popped collar, no spiked hair, no tatoos, no greasy forehead. He's just an Aussie bloke who happens to be the most uncompromising force ever to represent the 3rd XI for the mighty WSCC devils!! This douchebag connotation tarnishes the memory of Jenno.
Lynchy
Lynchy
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: 6:45 AM
: 6:45 AM
Somewhere in the shadows a voice is heard saying, "That's not a douche...", then out of the shadows appears Paul Hogan with with a crocodile on a leash in one hand, and a spiked hair, popped collar, shiny foreheaded, guy in the other, "...THIS is a douche." And we all just nod our heads in total agreement, as we all know Crocodile Dundee is man.
-Boogie
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