Friday, August 18, 2006
The Blue Eyed Doe (and a Turd)
This spew should rock your Friday like a good HCwD combo can do. This blue eyed doe looks vaguely stunned to discover she's dating a douchebag. Which is understandable. She also features that bizarre shoulderless collar top that usually features a woman's boobs in a wonderul "look at me!!" way. Unfortunately the pic is cut before I can check out said boobs. Which hurts me like a mofo. What can I say, it's the little things.
Scrote needs his tongue pulled out with a clamp and severed with a butter knife. Not that I'm bitter. I'm actually quite nice.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 10:08 AM 
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why assholes like this think that sticking their tongue out near the lips of a hottie and having their picture taken is the coolest thing to do is beyond me. All this loser has done is immortally cement himself a Douchebag for all to see ... especially her!
What would I have done you ask? I'd have softly grasped her supple neck, wrapped an arm around her small waist, sensually pull her into a dip move and plant one on those fantasic lips! My god that smile makes me want to lick her teeth slowly and methodically. And in between her lips and teeth ... you know it's sweet tasting in there ... has to be !
What would I have done you ask? I'd have softly grasped her supple neck, wrapped an arm around her small waist, sensually pull her into a dip move and plant one on those fantasic lips! My god that smile makes me want to lick her teeth slowly and methodically. And in between her lips and teeth ... you know it's sweet tasting in there ... has to be !
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: 1:07 PM
: 1:07 PM
If she's the one holding the beer bottle, I can only hope she jammed it into this tonguebag's ear and gave it a few twists!
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