Thanks to the always excellent work of intrepid 'bag hunter, Douchestar Runner, here we find the third appearance on the site for Champaigne Superdouchebag, who also appeared as Michael J. Fox 'Bag.

Proving that scrotes can find many ways to prove their rank douchitude, C.S.D. busts out the 80s pink jacket, the greased brow, the stubble, the rings, and, of course, the face 'o turd.

This cutie isn't super hot, and the lab coat suggests deep douche-viral infection, but I'd still lick her chin like a postage stamp while slide stepping to the muzak version of "Mambo Number Five."