9021Douche?

Isn't that Brandon Walsh on the left?

Where's Brenda?

Oh that guy on the right is enough of a BITCH to make up for her absense.
 

DB1, you saw Nicole Richie in Vegas? These two 'bags are just a couple of pantie smears, inconsiquential.

Bagbalm
 

The turd on the left is an utter douche...however, the guy on the right is just a plain old turd.
 

Looks like Brandon Walsh has found himself a new hairless chest partner to play grab-ass with. Dylan and Kelly are going to be pissed.

-Boogie



(Oh, and damn you Anonymous for beating me to the Brandon Walsh reference. You have a killer nickname though, so I forgive.)
 

Wow...I'm just so glad that my submission met the propper qualifications for 'bagginess!
 

The underlining question that we must face is what provokes “Douchebags” to go shirtless. I mean I could forgive under the right circumstances say an axe-wielding psychopath demands removal of all shirts or he will start taking limbs but alas it is evident by this picture that there is no such axe-wielding psychopath present, thus this transgression is unforgivable. In addition, why is the female in a bikini are they trying to sun bath because honestly this is just my opinion, that they are not in the correct environment to do so, them being in an apartment and it being hours past sunset. So, in conclusion it must be instinctual like birds flying south for the winter or my hatred for Jimmy Fallon (fucking prick, how the fuck do you have a career)

DOUCHEZILLA
 

This is one of the most life-sucking photos I've ever seen. And not because of the HC/DB ratio, since she's not really hot. It's the effort. This is like some Grapes of Wrath version of the phenomenon -- beset with squalor and depression. At least the flamboyantly doucherific in lively settings make us feel alive with our disgust for the turdburglars. These guys are douches, but they look like they just stumbled out of their beds (or more likely, bed) in an otherwise abandoned apartment. Maybe this is what happens to douches at the very end.

Art of the Douche
 

Douche on the left is just wierd looking. As for the shirtless thing; I believe these two douches are shirtless because they are poor. If you notice there isn't shit in that room except for a love seat, which is probably where the two douches have gay sex. I don't think that they could afford shirts, though don't get me wrong, I bet these two douchebags would still be shirtless even if they could afford shirts.
 

hottie has one of the best poses i've seen on HCwD. it also helps that the photo is a full body shot, showing the contours of her waist and thighs. HOWEVER, she needs some real breasts for perfection. but as it is she'll still give me a very violent orgasm.

speaking of violence, these 2 non-humans also make me violent. in totally different ways. YOU HAVE YOUR MIDDLE FINGERS UP, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?! YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT, BITCHES!

well let's not put it that way. let's just say that... i can think of so many middle finger analogies that you wouldn't want to read it all.
 

Christ I laughed so hard at T-1000 'bag. Genius.
 

too easy. pointer finger ring?