David Blaine's hit on hard times since he did that underwater magic trick stunt. Now he's pudged up and hitting on the hotties. Actually, this greasy foreheaed skeezer's doing better than I am, with this corn-fed little cutie on his lap. Far better.

(sigh)

Time to hit the 'Train.

That's gotta be the most retarded "Shocker" I've seen in months. It's like a tri-shocker. Top finger aimin' for the belly button there, studly?

This blondie's cleavite dances around the edge of her low-cut dress like a thousand tiny angels doing the lambada.