Sunday, August 27, 2006
Douchebag of the Month: James Blunt
We don't need a vote on this, I'm officially appointing James Blunt as Douchebag of the Month. Merely for the fact that no matter where I go I gotta listen to this squirrel-nuts voiced dandy falsetto-sing "You're beautiful, you're beautiful!" over and over again like some sackless eunuch poet from Madhya Pradesh.
Dude, we get it. Fake emo music scores the chicks. Now please die.
I'm coining a new term -- BluntBag. the BluntBag is the emo rocker faux-poet douchebag who all the guys know is the biggest a-hole misogynist around but continues to fool the hotties into thinking he's "deep."
Listen up, BluntBag. The only thing that's "deep" is the pounding you deserve in Federal Douchebag Prison where likeminded scrotes can help you get in touch with your "soft" side by seeing how many frets on a guitar it takes to tickle the upper part of your colon.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 12:00 PM 
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DB1 I salute you for you cunning and bravery in making James Blunt the douchebag of the month.
# posted by 
: 12:57 PM
: 12:57 PM 
This award is long overdue. Honestly, sometimes it's embarrassing how gullible women can be. There is a time and a place for everything, including sincere sentiment. However, a willingness to castrate oneself publicly for female attention and the money it brings is not on and should not be tolerated by the male or female of the species.
Along the lines of an earlier entry, I think a line should form for people whose stereo/radio has been permanently damaged from having Blunt crap into it. They will be permitted to kick him as long as they wish, or until the next person in line loses patience.
Art of the Douche
Along the lines of an earlier entry, I think a line should form for people whose stereo/radio has been permanently damaged from having Blunt crap into it. They will be permitted to kick him as long as they wish, or until the next person in line loses patience.
Art of the Douche
# posted by : 8:20 PM
: 8:20 PM
i would like to say as a girl that james blunt is definetly a douche, and fake emo music would only get him a kick to where his balls used to be.
also, that song is TERRIBLE
also, that song is TERRIBLE
# posted by : 10:05 PM
: 10:05 PM
Oh my god, i hate that guy. I hate his damn song. I would like to shove a harpoon through his face. Thank you for making him the douchebag of the month.
# posted by : 12:46 PM
: 12:46 PM
Bravo...bravo, but coming in a close second is that douchebag that sings, So You Had a Bad Day!!!
# posted by : 12:17 AM
: 12:17 AM
We ladies don't think he is "deep," and his music sucks. We like him because he is smoking hot. Hmmm...tasty.
# posted by : 5:48 PM
: 5:48 PM
Go suck a nut DB1!James Blunt is awsome,but i guess it's not your fault that you have a horrible taste in music.
# posted by : 11:06 PM
: 11:06 PM
Well, there is the fact that he was an officer in the British Army in charge of a group of troops in Kosovo... not to mention his work for the humanitarian organization MSF...
# posted by : 8:07 PM
: 8:07 PM
Let me be clear, I hate James Blunt's songs, but I don't think he is that bad a guy. Watch this interview on YouTube and you will see what I mean.
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