Monday, August 07, 2006
Fan Mail
Ohene Nana writes in:
West African Clearing House
Darkuman – Accra Ghana
P.O. Box 501 Accra Ghana
Email:ohene_nana1@yahoo.com
Phone 00233 21859959
Fax 00233 21859957
Greetings Dear Friend,
I am Mr. OHENE NANA Operation of West African Clearing House Accra Ghana duly registered with the appropriate authorities.
Since four years ago one Zimbabwean (Mr. Francis Carden) who served under the President government as a Minister came to our company and deposited Sum of ($15.5 Million) in our custody and the due process of our Company was followed. His position as a minister was an advantage that was why he could move the money over to Ghana without having problem with the authorities at the airport due to Diplomatic Immunity.
As it stands now, the man in question has never since past three years visited our company or call me like he use to in the first one year of deposit. As a result of this I carried out enquiry and my investigations revealed that the man in question died two 32 months ago.
The entire house hold does not know anything about this money because the depositor as I learnt fell out with President Mugabe and his death was necessitated by the heartless president.I am relaying this information to you because of my plans to divert the said fund to your custody using my office. As it stands, No body in the company has comprehensive knowledge about the transaction because all the original documents was kept with me by the depositor for security.
Frankly speaking, I can not move this amount of money out of Ghana on my own and I can not deposit such amount into any Commercial bank in Ghana in my name. If this business interests you, provide me with your particulars- Surname, First name, Address, Country of origin, company name if any. With these I will be able to effect Change of ownership to your name and other related documents.
Having done that, you be will required coming over to Ghana to open a None Residential Short Live Account with a Bank in which the fund will be moved into. When this fund is deposited in the account, you will gradually transfer the fund into any account of your choice where we shall meet and share according to agreement of 55% for me,35% for you while 10% will be used to settle all expenses both of will incur while transacting. Trust is required in a very high magnitude as I do not wish to be cheated.
I look forward to your kind gesture if the conditions are okay by you. reply the through my email as mantioned above.
Yours faithfully
Mr. OHENE NANA
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Dear Mr. Nana-
I'm not sure what this email has to do with Hot Chicks nor with Douchebags. I do know, however, that you're a scamming, lying scrote. In lieu of money, I will be sending a head scarf, some Jesus bling and a bottle of Douche-Gel, the latest product from HCwD Industries. Good luck with the hotties.
Douchebag.
Sincerely,
DB1
West African Clearing House
Darkuman – Accra Ghana
P.O. Box 501 Accra Ghana
Email:ohene_nana1@yahoo.com
Phone 00233 21859959
Fax 00233 21859957
Greetings Dear Friend,
I am Mr. OHENE NANA Operation of West African Clearing House Accra Ghana duly registered with the appropriate authorities.
Since four years ago one Zimbabwean (Mr. Francis Carden) who served under the President government as a Minister came to our company and deposited Sum of ($15.5 Million) in our custody and the due process of our Company was followed. His position as a minister was an advantage that was why he could move the money over to Ghana without having problem with the authorities at the airport due to Diplomatic Immunity.
As it stands now, the man in question has never since past three years visited our company or call me like he use to in the first one year of deposit. As a result of this I carried out enquiry and my investigations revealed that the man in question died two 32 months ago.
The entire house hold does not know anything about this money because the depositor as I learnt fell out with President Mugabe and his death was necessitated by the heartless president.I am relaying this information to you because of my plans to divert the said fund to your custody using my office. As it stands, No body in the company has comprehensive knowledge about the transaction because all the original documents was kept with me by the depositor for security.
Frankly speaking, I can not move this amount of money out of Ghana on my own and I can not deposit such amount into any Commercial bank in Ghana in my name. If this business interests you, provide me with your particulars- Surname, First name, Address, Country of origin, company name if any. With these I will be able to effect Change of ownership to your name and other related documents.
Having done that, you be will required coming over to Ghana to open a None Residential Short Live Account with a Bank in which the fund will be moved into. When this fund is deposited in the account, you will gradually transfer the fund into any account of your choice where we shall meet and share according to agreement of 55% for me,35% for you while 10% will be used to settle all expenses both of will incur while transacting. Trust is required in a very high magnitude as I do not wish to be cheated.
I look forward to your kind gesture if the conditions are okay by you. reply the through my email as mantioned above.
Yours faithfully
Mr. OHENE NANA
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Dear Mr. Nana-
I'm not sure what this email has to do with Hot Chicks nor with Douchebags. I do know, however, that you're a scamming, lying scrote. In lieu of money, I will be sending a head scarf, some Jesus bling and a bottle of Douche-Gel, the latest product from HCwD Industries. Good luck with the hotties.
Douchebag.
Sincerely,
DB1
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 1:40 PM 
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I got a good idea about the douchebag part of the equation. He probably doesn't know what a douchebag is, but possibly what an enima is.
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# posted by 
: 12:26 PM
: 12:26 PM
Thanks for posting this douchebag1. I just took all the information and sent him my personal information. Looks like I'm gonna be laughing at your stupidity all the way to the bank. Dumbass.
# posted by : 1:19 PM
: 1:19 PM 
hehehe
jetsom messed with a similar spammer in a four part series:
http://jetsonstamina.blogspot.com/
enjoy
jetsom messed with a similar spammer in a four part series:
http://jetsonstamina.blogspot.com/
enjoy
if the author of this email is getting hot hookers off the money he makes from these scams we should consider tracking him down and castrating him.
just a thought y'know.
just a thought y'know.
I got the exact email. Lets say this dude has sent this email to how many? Gees! What a scene would have that created in front of the bank, if it was true. I wonder if anybody on Earth would buy this dude! LOL
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