I feel bad for him. Having to shop in dumpsters behind the Goodwill and all.
 

When did Richardo Mantalban's son start dating Boy George's little brother?
 

I think Elvis-bag here just groped a maniquin and had his picture taken to prove to mommy that he isn't a fag. What would happen to him if he went out on the street looking like that at about midnight? He wouldn't be shopping in the dumpsters, he'd be bent over one, what a clit whore.

Bagbalm
 

You just know this douchebag is saying "Hayy, chu baybee, this soot make me look berry hot, no??"

This is the guy that makes u do a double take and then switch to coke at the bar; because u fear for his safety, your sanity and the lives of others that might be affected by your beating the living shit out of him. If he was throwing down any douche hand gesture, i would jump through my monitor now!

Why, oh why do the gods taunt me so!
 

Holy shit is that Borat?