Tuesday, August 29, 2006
FratDouche
FratDouche writes in to share with us this smelly pile of camel poo who's apparently been polluting up the hotties for a number of years on his MySpace page. Here he is overwhelming this luscious legged but a bit too skinny little blond pixie-stick with his rank smelliness.
Poor girl. She doesn't know what hit her.
This thinning haired party boy o' douche will be making recurring appearances here at HCwD. Lets call this grinning hyena FratDouche, in honor of the reader who found him.
Peace out, FratDouche. Peace out.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:39 AM 
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Why I hate this guy, let me count the ways. He has a boat, I have Big Wheel. He has a hottie wrapped around him, I have four day old, stained, tighty whitys on. He has a Myspace page, I have a Commodore 64 that hasn't worked in over 12 years. He is in good physical shape, I get wheezy and tired just pouring myself a cup of boxed wine. I could go on, but the oven just beeped letting me know it's preheated. Excuse me while I got stick my head in there.
-Boogie
-Boogie
Boats are to douchebags what shit is to flys. They love the boats and they tow them with Excursions and Escalades to the urine-colored lake Havasu. Once there, they tie them together into flotillas of scrotitude..."Scrotillas"...like little islands of taint-essence. The infected Bleeths work there way to these islands while shouting the Bleeth rallying cry, "WOOOOOOOOO!!!" and lifting their tops to gain entrance to the "Scrotilla".
I want to put this scrote in some cement shoes then sail away into the sunset with this little hottie.
# posted by 
: 6:16 PM
: 6:16 PM
if this pic is a scene from a porn flick, that'd explain it. if it isn't, then... excuse me for a second here...
What possesses this scrumptious surfette to pose in such a manner? Is it the scrote-- or his daddy's boat?
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