Remember folks, The Grieco is out there.

The Grieco is watching.

The originator of the modern douchebag virus and the 'bag who infected poor innocent Fair Maiden Yasmine Bleeth (creating the concept of "Bleething") until she became a stage-4 douchebaggette, here is The Grieco in happier times.

This is The King of all 'Bags. The Holy Trinidouche. The man from who's hair gel, tats, bling and stubble sprung forth all things scrote.

This is his blood you gel, this is his (Axe) body (spray) you apply.

Let us all hail his doucheyness on this Saturday. And just as a refresher course for those who haven't read the full tragic fairytale of Fair Maiden Bleeth and The Grieco, here, once again, is the tragic tale of a sweet hottie and the results of dating a douchebag:

Here's Fair Maiden Bleeth in happier, innocent days on her beach kingdom:




















And after four years of dating The Grieco, here's Fair Maiden Bleeth suffering a stage-4 terminal 'bag infection from the Source 'Bag himself:

















So be warned, folks. The Grieco is still out there. Let this fairytale be a lesson for us all.