Whew. That Hard Rock recap leaves me feeling limp and slightly queasy. So to cheer us up I thought we'd take a look at a sexy little Asian fortune cookie and her shirtless guido 'bag.

Hmm. Not really cheering me up.

The Guido 'Bag is a recent accessory. Somewhat like a Gucci Bag, hotties carry the Guido 'Bag on their arms to proudly proclaim their taste in douche. Not the recent inverted 10 Degree Hat move, or what some refer to as the 80 Degree Hat. A new level of douchitude for all to behold.