White Belt!
Nuff said.
 

I lol'd.
 

I'm demanding a HCwDB of the week on Monday so I can vote for this guy. Pleeeeeez, DB1?
 

It's amazing that such an obviously pure scrote has such an eye for the little touches. A shirt with a rose where the pocket should be, with sleeves just short enough to show off his "macho" tattoo. The necklace. The white belt. The peacock feather in the ridiculously ludicrous hat. The class ring. The embarrassing soul patch. The attention to detail is why this guy will live forever in the pantheon of douches, a Zeusdouche, if you will.

Art of the Douche
 

This guy is hard. That tattoo is straight-up scary. Only hard asses get tattoos. Fuck, he probably got that tat in the Florida State Penentirary.

Who am i kidding ... this weaslefuck gets his chest & genitals waxed every weekend. His sister is ridiculously hot, I wonder where this scrote's boyfriend is.
 

You were already cool enough, DB1, but you actually cited the coelacanth here; brilliant!

Anyhoo, yeah...he's kinda like Corey Feldman's younger...something? Younger forgotten brother is just too easy. He kinda looks like how a gay Korean gentleman would decorate his liquor bar. Yeah, that's it. Low red lighting with floral cheong-sam accents and dragon tattoos.

Why...

Now this little rosy-cheeked tamale is in graaave danger of Bleethedom. She just...can't...resist the gravity of that got damned belt. O, that magnificent belt of his!

I'd tell her to run, but...fuggit.

-Seattle Bag-Slayer
(Formerly Iowa Bag-Slayer...yeah, I just moved.)
 

People don't have 64 teeths! Unless she's a sassy shark girl.