OK, this is an 80's movie flashback.. he is the douche sidekick to Molly Ringwald, that is not good looking enough, and needs to dress as douchy as possible to look hip and anti-establishment. Doucheboy here needs a serious asskicking... Molly hottie has a cute smile and is ready to please the right man! Over here angel!!! by the DJ, come to me!
 

My morning routine goes like this. I wake up with a pounding headache, and cotton mouth. I roll out of bed, kicking my "dirty" sock out of my way, and make my way to the bathroom, where it takes all my energy to try to hit the toilet while peeing with my morning wood. I brush my teeth, and do a quick mouth wash and gargle with some Jagermiester, before jumping into the shower (assuming it's a Thursday, shower day). In the shower, I finish off the can of PBR I left in there the week before. Once out of the shower, I toss on a pair of shorts, and a t-shirt. I then look in the mirror and make sure my t-shirt has a minimal amount of stains, and that my shorts are not on backwards or inside out. Now, if a douche like me can take the time to make sure my outfit is looking OK, then you would think this guy could too. But alas, here he is, looking like he was raised by a family of circus clowns, and his mom dressed him this morning. What a douchey tool.

-Boogie
 

My take is this is from a frat party and this jerkwad is just the coat checker pud. The chick just happens to be walking by. Nice bod, not so great face.

Bagbalm
 

That guy can't be serious with that outfit. Can he?
 

I just wanna get a good running start from about 30 feet and just run up to this guy full-force...I mean just out of control running where I probably couldn't even stop...and then right when I'm about 4 feel from this guy, I want to swing my right foot with all of its momentum right into his nuts.

Then, while he's squirming around with his eyes rolling into the back of his head, I'll repeat the phrase, "monkeycock" over and over again. That way, in the future if any of us see him out at the bars, we can just say, "monkeycock" and get the same painful physical reaction without the effort.

That's called psychology my friends.
 

This pic is photoshop'd. Look at her head... not the right size for her body, angle is just slightly off, dark area bordering her jaw is the blend line. Looks to me like someone wanted to get a pic on HCWDB but didn't want to piss off someone...