There's a story behind this recipe for Kentucky Scrote, a famous southern dish best served lukewarm. It involves two young, nubile women. A bar. And a giant stack of douche.

Add 1 part sports jersey.
2 parts pale, doughey skin.
1 cup of scrubby facial expression.
1 pen clipped to the top of the jersey.
2 hotties.

Stir for three minutes, then simmer over a low flame.

Voila! Kentucky Scrote.

This wank features the furriest headband this side of a Rosie O'Donnell merkin. Add in the rare 'bag hand gestures #92 and #34 and you have a recipe for uber-douche.

It doesn't appear to be a costume party, although the mask on the upper right suggest it might be. The two cuties are dressed fairly normally, but exhibiting faint signs of stage-2 Bleeth infections (Jesus bling on the left, 10 degree hat on the right).