Friday, August 04, 2006
Lethal Douchebag
Well it's Friday, which means it's time to get drunk on Night Train, go 90 down the PCH in Malibu, and call a female cop "sugar tits."
Be the Mel. Ma-... Make the Mel.
May all your weekends be Mel. It's time for DB1 to get ripped.
And ladies... beware the 'bags when you're out and about this weekend. They may look like Mel Gibson, but that doesn't mean they're not a heaping pile of Shetland pony diarrhea.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 5:26 PM 
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Anyone who calls a female cop "sugar tits" is a badass. Period. Even if he's an alcoholic Jew-hating billionaire who hunts homeless people on his private island like in "Surviving the Game" (starring....Ice T. See how things come full circle?) The point is, Braveheart was cool.
In case that didn't make any sense, know that I'm drunk. At 4:15 in the afternoon. Fuck you for judging me.
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In case that didn't make any sense, know that I'm drunk. At 4:15 in the afternoon. Fuck you for judging me.
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