Tuesday, August 29, 2006
The Limp Zapper
Scrote, I realize it sucks turning 40 and realizing you're never going to have sex with a cutie again. I realize the pain of middle age and the mediocrity your life has become means you furiously spank it to repeat episodes of MTV's "The Hills." But that does not excuse making the Shocker gesture at your age.
No it doesn't.
In fact, in your mediocre saggy presence, The Shocker is more like a faint electric zap. Like from a dying AA battery. A twinge. A buzz. A last gasp at youth and relevancy.
That's all you can summon, Scrotey McOld? Pack it in.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 9:33 AM 
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I'm reminded of the lame shock you get when you lick a 9-volt battery. Would someone hock a loogey on one and strap it to this douche's raisin bag? Sweet thing on the far right looks curious about something ... might it be that she's wondering how wonderful sex would be with me? I'd like to think so!
# posted by 
: 12:20 PM
: 12:20 PM
dude, that hottie of this dazeddouche's right shoulder is soooo hot....her smile is like sugar on those strawberry lips that envelope them.... as for douchebag here.. he's just happy to be in the pic.... not alot of douchosity pouring out of him though... could be a douche/notdouche???
# posted by : 4:34 PM
: 4:34 PM
sorry DB1, i was so enthralled by that smile, i missed the shockers....this could be Shocker's Dad??? but we need to be easy on him, or he'll bitch like our little shocker.
# posted by : 4:36 PM
: 4:36 PM
I think it's so funny when some old doofus tries to look cool, though he did manage to wrangle up some chicks so he's doing better than I am.
# posted by : 6:20 PM
: 6:20 PM
Is this a douche or just a proud daddy, showing off his three luscious daughters (or at least his one luscious daughter and two borderline attractive step daughters)?
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# posted by : 10:33 PM
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