Proving that once the Grieco virus takes hold there's no turning back, here's this cute little Fortune Cookie from the previous pic once again seeking out a shirtless Guido 'Bag, this one featuring perhaps the most complex Jesus Bling this side of early 80s vintage Mr.T.

Oversized glasses give away Hottie #2's long descent into douche-madness and greasy shirtless boy here appears to be attempting to match the expression on the giant mask behind him. Weird. Perhaps they're at an ancient Mayan Douche Temple where this scrote is revered as a God or something.

Either way these two bean sprouts make me want to drink saki and watch some Takashi Miike flicks until I pass out.