Thursday, August 17, 2006
The Meatsickle

It hurts me to have to show you this one. Two hotties and a furry Meatsickle. It pains me, but show you I must.
I know your day deserves better. But observing the Meatsickle is a public service that requires our intervention. The Meatsickle is out there right now. And so we must upchuck to his unholy douchebaggery as a collective, if for no other reason then it purges our communal souls.
Inverted HCwD sandwich combo features two snow whites who would very much benefit from my forehead nuzzling their upper thighs for groundhog day while juggling pears and gargling mint tea. Come to me hotties.
Come to me.
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Pubic centipedes. I've never used those two words together, but how else to describe the action growing on Terror Bag's face. The real question: why are the girls smiling? The princess to the left of him looks like she's ready for America's Next Top Model and the other girl is Jackie O'Nasty (and I mean that in the best way).
I believe he's asking the question "Why are these hotties with me? WHY GOD DO HOT CHICKS HANG WITH DOUCHEBAGS?"
And he proceeded to show them why following an Irish Car Bomb with a shot of Vershnufka is not a good idea.
Or is it?
And he proceeded to show them why following an Irish Car Bomb with a shot of Vershnufka is not a good idea.
Or is it?
what i hate most about guys like terror bag is i know he used the same phil collins pick up line on every girl in the bar and these two beauties were just too nice to ignore him. something like "i can feel it coming in the air tonight" followed by that ridiculous blue man group face he's making.
whatever though, i have a hunch he lives with his grandmother and jerks off to weekend at bernie's 2 while she's asleep on the couch.
have fun in hell, terror bag.
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whatever though, i have a hunch he lives with his grandmother and jerks off to weekend at bernie's 2 while she's asleep on the couch.
have fun in hell, terror bag.
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