Wednesday, August 09, 2006
The Meercat
You've seen those cute little meercats running around at the zoo. Here's one all grown up and pimped out in true douche stylin'. Once again we find glazed hair and the A/X brand confirming our suspicions of douchitude.
Yet somehow this wily testicle has acquired a rather sexy, if slightly bizarrely dressed, little zucchini.
Her belly is fantastic. It sends young maidens into celebratory dancing around the maypole. She reminds me of my 7th grade girlfriend all grown up. Enid? Is that you?
And may Vishnu bless the low ride jeans. May they never go out of style.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:13 AM 
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She appears to be a nasty little tart who will do kinky unmentionable things to a guy like me. Meerkat bag would and is just doing unmentionable things...
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# posted by 
: 10:49 AM
: 10:49 AM
Meerkat which in Dutch literally means "Douche Cat" is a member of the mongoose family. The meerkat is found throughout North American,Europe and Cabo San Lucas (Mexico), and typically dwells in nightclubs. It gels its hair, bears the A/X mark & drinks bright red feminine drinks to attract members of the opposite sex.
What nationality is that tasty little morsel? If THAT'S the race of the future... we're all in for a party.
# posted by : 1:01 PM
: 1:01 PM
the hottie seems to be enjoying the photo op.
as for the douchebag? you don't like to have your awful baggage photographed? HUH HUH HUH?! WELL SCREW YOU DOUCHEBAG!
as for the douchebag? you don't like to have your awful baggage photographed? HUH HUH HUH?! WELL SCREW YOU DOUCHEBAG!
that girls make up doesnt match her skin therefore she is a clown. a big ugly clown
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