Friday, August 11, 2006
My Boyfriend is a Scrote
Man that green schoolgirl hair-bow just wiggles my uvula every time. And the librarian look is all sorts of good.
This pile of stomach acid is beyond rank douchebag to another level of ass. Dig those ring fingers.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:20 AM 
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HOLY FUCKING DOUCHEBAG, BATMAN!
I am crying on the inside looking at this. I would build a shrine to this strategically half-buttoned shirt/ribbon in the hair combo superhottie. The glasses make me quiver in ways Mrs. Drunkdouchebag can't even imagine. I feel dirty, yet so alive. I need another drink.
I am crying on the inside looking at this. I would build a shrine to this strategically half-buttoned shirt/ribbon in the hair combo superhottie. The glasses make me quiver in ways Mrs. Drunkdouchebag can't even imagine. I feel dirty, yet so alive. I need another drink.
Pink hat + Pink sunglasses + pink shirt = one queer douchebag. Yes your girlfriend is hot but it doesn't really count when you use her as a cover because you aren't ready to come out of the closet yet. As for librarian hottie, I could have all sorts of fun with her in the library when I show her my bibliography, and by bibliography I mean penis.
# posted by 
: 9:22 AM
: 9:22 AM
Yes, your girlfriend is hot. That is why so many guys are banging her like a screen door while you are busy talking about your favorite Broadway plays over Cosmo's with the other pink shirt wearing fellas from San Fran.
-Boogie
-Boogie
I too vote homo. Love that cleavite boobie poking out. She needs to upgrade.
Bagbalm
Bagbalm
# posted by : 10:41 AM
: 10:41 AM
Did he steal those glasses from Elton John or are those standard issue gay-bag wear?
Mmmmmm.....Librarian hottie
Mmmmmm.....Librarian hottie
Hmmmm.....I am guessing there is a better than average chance the t-shirt actually says "My girlfriend is Howard."
Art of the Douche
Art of the Douche
# posted by : 12:25 PM
: 12:25 PM
hey did ABERCROMBE make that damn pink shirt?
i just had to ask that highly rhetorical question.
now is that chick smokin' or what? (that is also a highly rhetorical question)
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i just had to ask that highly rhetorical question.
now is that chick smokin' or what? (that is also a highly rhetorical question)
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