Monday, August 07, 2006
Rules of the Shirtless'Bag
There's a certain automatic rule in evaluating the nuances of the douche. It involves shirt removal. Unless you're on a beach, putting out a brush fire or getting a mole exam, the removal of one's shirt in the presence of attractive young women is an A-1 ticket to ride on the Douchey-Go-Round. An elevation of 'bag status if you will.
Take this scrotey hockey stick here. Sure he flunked out of DeVry. But at night he sets the clubs on fire with his douchey powers of the ten degree hat tilt -- in this case cranked up to a solid 45 degrees of douchitude. Shirt removal? Automatic bye past the first round of 'baggery and onto the semifinals. Toss in the loose tie and this wank needs his eggs waxed.
So consider this a rule of 'bag evaluation. No shirt, automatic promotion past the level-one douche and into the higher ranks of 'bagosity.
Euro-hottie on the right makes bluebirds sing.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:10 AM 
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Wow. If you saw this in person you would have no choice but to punchisize his face.
# posted by 
: 7:42 AM
: 7:42 AM
I think the girl on the left and our DB centerpiece here are related. They both need to be kicked in the shins, and choked with this turdwad's tie.
Eurohottie needs to run far far away.
Eurohottie needs to run far far away.
Wow, Fred Flintstone lost a little weight. He better hope Wilma doesn't see these pics, he'll be without more that just a shirt.
Bagbalm
Bagbalm
# posted by : 9:57 AM
: 9:57 AM
This HCwD entry brings up 10 very intriguing questions.
1.) Did this douche start off with a shirt, and simply lose it sometime during the evening? Or, did he really look into his closet while getting ready to go out and think to himself, "Damn, this neck tie is phat, I have wear this for sure. Hmmm, no good shirts though, oh well, guess I'll just have to sport the tie sans a shirt. Sweet."
2.) When I start my tongue bath on the hottie on the left, do I begin with licking her ankles, or do I want to suck on her fingers first?
3.) Why God, why?
4.) Does this douche use an electric toothbrush because he is all for oral hygiene, or because he really likes having a vibrator in his mouth?
5.) At 12:55am, the day this picture was taken, does somebody punch this guy in the face? Hard? I hope so.
6.) Is it wrong that I not only want to witness these two lovely gals make out in a green Jell-O filled swimming pool, but that I also hope they are sisters?
7.) Why do men have nipples?
8.) When did I eat tacos? Looking at the pile of puke that this picture enticed out of me, I see tacos, but I haven't had tacos in weeks.
9.) Is this an old picture? Because, Lance Bass came out of the closet last week.
10.) Will somebody please just shoot me? Please.
-Boogie
1.) Did this douche start off with a shirt, and simply lose it sometime during the evening? Or, did he really look into his closet while getting ready to go out and think to himself, "Damn, this neck tie is phat, I have wear this for sure. Hmmm, no good shirts though, oh well, guess I'll just have to sport the tie sans a shirt. Sweet."
2.) When I start my tongue bath on the hottie on the left, do I begin with licking her ankles, or do I want to suck on her fingers first?
3.) Why God, why?
4.) Does this douche use an electric toothbrush because he is all for oral hygiene, or because he really likes having a vibrator in his mouth?
5.) At 12:55am, the day this picture was taken, does somebody punch this guy in the face? Hard? I hope so.
6.) Is it wrong that I not only want to witness these two lovely gals make out in a green Jell-O filled swimming pool, but that I also hope they are sisters?
7.) Why do men have nipples?
8.) When did I eat tacos? Looking at the pile of puke that this picture enticed out of me, I see tacos, but I haven't had tacos in weeks.
9.) Is this an old picture? Because, Lance Bass came out of the closet last week.
10.) Will somebody please just shoot me? Please.
-Boogie
Sometimes, the essence of a photo can be reduced to a single word. In this case, that word is "Gaybag".
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# posted by : 2:01 PM
: 2:01 PM
some day we should round up a hundred shirtless bags and ask them the same question: just how hot is it in Dante's Douchebag Inferno? huh? HUH?!
in reference to the statements about punching him in the face listed above, it looks to me like he's already been socked in the nose. several times. clearly for being a douche. sadly he hasn't learned anything from past experiences.
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