Thursday, August 31, 2006
Smiley Perfection
That girl smiling on the right is just superb. She makes me think that all is good in the world. The girl on the left is also fantastic. The douche sandwiches in the middle? Not so much.
Signs of douchitude in these two douche-padawans are subtle, but they are there. Note how the drink is held. Douche. The face. Uber-douche. And of course the coral necklace.
Speaking of mini-scrotes, little Timmy himself made an appearance in the comments section of his pic, showing that 11 year old mini-douches have a sense of humor. Which definitely scores him points. And that's good, because it means he scored something that night.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 6:11 PM 
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what are you so surprised about douchebag? don't tell me that you didn't know that tainting hotties with you douche antics is, well, WRONG!
or are you just feining surprise to mock us all? in that case, we'll need to arrest you.
or are you just feining surprise to mock us all? in that case, we'll need to arrest you.
I see some douche still upset from a few months ago is making silly comments to annoy us. I hate to delete any comments but those were just too annoying.
What would Abercrombie & Fitch do without their target 18-24 yr old dickhead douchbag demographic? And would James Blunt & Jack Johnson ever sell records? AXE body spray would revert back to its original purpose: cockroach killer.
So when will the douchebag bubble burst? Will it follow tech stocks (2000) and housing (2006).
So when will the douchebag bubble burst? Will it follow tech stocks (2000) and housing (2006).
Actually, My name is Joel Conrad Bechtolt (actual name) and I made up a blogger name ( something like bags rus or something) and reposted all your shizz in a tutorial I implemented for my girlfriend to show her how douchebags comment on their own blogs. Don't get me wrong, we dig your shit to the fullest, however, you do create dialouges between yourself and other "bags". Go ahead and deny it. Delete this comment. I have proof. I track IP's. True dat. I am of the opinion that you should simply rest upon the laurels of your writing which is AWESOME (your writing) and stop being such a douchebag.
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# posted by 
: 6:53 PM
: 6:53 PM
I know this D-Bag on the right, and I can assure you he is no ordinary bleether. This is easily the worst person I have ever encountered and I honestly wish he would die in a fire.
# posted by : 12:15 AM
: 12:15 AM
Does commenting on one douche make one anyless of a douche themselves. ever hear of if you dont have anything nice to say dont say it. we all have douche moments perhaps the "douches" in these photos were just the product of heavy drinking or an unlucky photo unjustly portraying them as the archytype of said "douche". Bu then again maybe they really are douche bags and they just had bad enough karma to get whats comming to them.
Either way its hilarious. Just wanted to add a little perspective i guess.
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Either way its hilarious. Just wanted to add a little perspective i guess.
# posted by : 7:39 PM
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