Friday, August 11, 2006
Terminal Bleeth
To quote the late, great Johnny Cash quoting the still around, sometimes great Trent Reznor... I hurt myself today... to see if I still feel....
Looking at this pic hurts. Maybe not in an existential-heroin way. But the damage to my psyche looking at a 10 degree hat, douche hand gesture and pose on a hottie standing next to a Furby is all too real. Dear god make it stop... this sexy creature is polluted so horribly with wrongness... the pain... is too much...
So to answer your question Johnny, yes, HCwDs hurt in their own special way.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:10 AM 
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DB1 -- thanks again for the public service: let this pic be a warning to all those would-be Bleeths out there about the dangers of getting too close to 'bags of any type. but, be especially careful around the jersey 'bags, be very, very careful, for their scrote-radiance is a powerful, shameful thing.
They look to be on a boat, likely Lake Havadouche (Arizona). There's a certain douchebag/bleeth magnetic pull there, as if it's not a lake of water rather a lake of cheap hair gel. If you doubt me, watch "Bleeths Gone Wild - Havasu"
Nice sculpted side burns there Elvisbag. What a perfectly good waste of nice titties. A lose-lose situation.
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# posted by 
: 12:16 PM
: 12:16 PM
Wow!
This scrote is such a poon that he is actually out-douched by his girlfriend. There is no greater indignity to a douchebag than to be out-douchebagged by your bleeth. Maybe she's the douche and he's the hot chick.
This scrote is such a poon that he is actually out-douched by his girlfriend. There is no greater indignity to a douchebag than to be out-douchebagged by your bleeth. Maybe she's the douche and he's the hot chick.
next thing she's gonna grow a mustache and beard! and that bag there will enjoy it i'm sure.
but for now i'd stare at her all the same.
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but for now i'd stare at her all the same.
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