I really didn't hate my life all that much until I saw this picture. Now I can't stand my life.
 

Dear Douchbag1,

Your site is too funny!

I should be in bed right now so I can take on that world tomorrow...but instead I'm looking at pictures of hot chicks with douchebags and laughing my nuts off at your commentaries!

Nice work!

Take care out there!

Your Pal,

Zambo.
 

I actually really like... wait... one, two, thr... never mind. I hate my life. And the University of Colorado.

T Bag
 

he's not even touching them though. look closely.
 

a brand new season of The Douchebag Life, coming this fall!

(good thing i almost never watch TV)
 

He looks more shocked than I am. Which is pretty damn shocked. Good call on seeing that he's not touching them though, Anonymous (great handle, by the way). This guy is hopelessly in the friend zone, and might be related to at least one of these little collegiate peaches.
 

Is that Daisy Duke circa 1979 on the left???


Douchulous Von Douchenheimer
 

It all makes sense now. Al Qaida has been fuming, not that the U.S. is on Saudi soil, rather U.S. DOUCHEBAGS are on Saudi soil. This U of CO quasi-gay fratbag looks like ROTC, and soon he'll be making things worse by infecting Saudi soil w. his utter douchosity.
 

Jealous is an understatement about how I feel about this guy. First he's got two hotties, and a yellow topped trannie hanging out with him, plus he has quality Keystone beer. But, here is where I get really envious, look at the top of that fridge. THREE boxes of cereal, a FULL bag of potatoes, and a solid roll of paper towels! Son of a bitch, this dude has it good.

I never get to have interesting conversations with trannie's, or get hot chicks to rub up on me, and I sure as hell have never had more than a 1/2 bag of stale store brand "Crispy Rice" cereal. I can only imagine the joy it must be to wipe puke up off your chin with a fresh paper towel, rather than a dirty sweat sock.

-Boogie
 

there is no god. or justice.
 

Shit, he's got more forehead than me, AND I'M BALD!!!