For those complaining that we're not featuring enough true scrote on the site, it's time to melt your eyes off with this utterly stanky picture of douchitude.

Feel the douche overwhelm you. Perceive the spikey hair. The neon jacket. The face of nutsackitude.

See the hottie. Realize she's with this penis pencil. And bow to the all consuming power of the unholy HCwD pic's ability to summon all that is wrong in the universe.

Fear not loyal readers, the true uber scrotenuts will always find a home here at HCwD where we can mock their spikey hair and gelled forehead, while ranting away at the hotness they've managed to procure.

For those newbies who don't know what "Cleavite" is, it's the patch of skin a woman displays in her cleavage that is lighter in tone, as less sun has tanned it. That pale area, as demonstrated by this juicy sex pumpkin, is the Holy Cleavite. Bow to it. For it is all powerful. And all knowing.