A little known rule of douchebaggery is that there's no clearer path to scrote than when the white guy tries to look "pimp." This wigga clown needs to be sodomized with a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon until he screams for his Axe body spray.

Yeah yeah, I know, another costume party pic, but look at that face. That greasy-ass wannabe Elvis face with the chin pubes, and you tell me he isn't ass. This guy could wear glasses and a business suit, be an expect on Quantum Mechanics, he could quote Shakespeare and I'd still want to set his eyebrows on fire and jab him with toothpicks until his inner Jesus Bling bled through his eyeballs.