Thursday, August 10, 2006
Yet More Cactus Hair
Cactus hair is definitely a spreading phenomenon of the douche virus. And yes, here we have yet another tragic case of a cutie suffering from late stage douchebagus infectus Griecoid Bleethus.
Anyone else freaked out that the two wank-bags here have matching sets of earrings?
Blondie's got that Juliette Lewis "I could kick your ass" thing going. Sad thing is, she probably could kick my ass. Maybe if I ate less hohos.
That's it. I'm quitting hohos.
Tomorrow. Or maybe Saturday.
Ah screw it. Everyone loves hohos.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 6:16 PM 
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Yikes that hair is dangerous. Not only do those scrotes have matching earrings they are wearing matching camo pants as well. What a couple of fags. Also the douche on the left is wearing a belt that is probably 5 miles long. That thing is damn ridiculous. As for the hottie, she could kick my ass anyday as long as it was in a tub full of jello.
# posted by 
: 7:35 PM
: 7:35 PM
Nothing says "I am a hard mofo" like a shirt with a four-leaf clover on it. I'll bet Blondie's blocking the leprechaun on the other half of his shirt.
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Art of the Douche
# posted by : 8:02 PM
: 8:02 PM
How 'bout the black & white armbands? Just another requirement for their private douche club I guess.
I gag at the thought of these two greasing themselves up and putting on the doucheclub uniforms to go hit the bowling alley. I think I'd have to drop a 15-pounder on their windshield.
I gag at the thought of these two greasing themselves up and putting on the doucheclub uniforms to go hit the bowling alley. I think I'd have to drop a 15-pounder on their windshield.
What amazes me is the fact that these bags looked at themselves in the mirror before they went out (undershirt wife-beater under the wife-beater and all) and thought... Camo pants. Arm band. Earings. I look gooooood.
Unbelievable.
T Bag
Unbelievable.
T Bag
# posted by : 11:03 PM
: 11:03 PM
There is no question that everyone in this pic (hottie included) is a douche, but what amazes me are the (arm) wrist-bands. What skinny-ass-prepubesent-child-stalker-freak wears wrist-bands on their upper fore arms? Or maybe that should be "Who can"? Those damn things would barely make it onto my wrist let alone on my fore arm. Damn flywieghts!
In addition to being typical 'bags, guy on the right is evidently possessed by the devil.
Nice armband, homo.
Nice armband, homo.
I almost missed a douchebag trait that hasn't been mentioned on here before (to my knowledge): folding your arms across your chest and pushing your biceps out to make them look as big as possible.
You're not fooling anyone, spike.
You're not fooling anyone, spike.
Matching bling-bling ear rings, matching camo-pants, wearing sweatbands while doing nothing athletic at all, shiny disco ball, and hottie who I would lick toilets for. This picture has everything in it that makes me wish mom had the money for an abortion 27 years ago.
-Boogie
-Boogie
wow her face looks like a canine from this angle.
see what happens when you hang out with douchebags?
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