If I were a Stars Wars fan I would be offended by this douche on multiple levels but I am a Trekkie…. well not really, because actually, Stargate SG-1 is my choice of female repellent so I guess you can consider me a Gattie or just a loser either or it really does not matter at this point.

DOUCHEZILLA
P.S. Nice nipple umbrellas but horrible tan or sunburn around the neck region (depends on your definition of a successful tan)
 

Can someone please pull his pants up? Disturbing.

Art of the Douche
 

At first glance I though this hottie looked like Mariah Carey. But, after a second glance, I realized that it just might be Mariah Carey. Only someone as bat-shit crazy as Mariah would look seductively at this creepy douche's happy trail like that.

-Boogie
 

I likes me some pasties. I know I mentioned that earlier but I felt it was worth repeating because I likes me some pasties.
 

I AM YOUR -

well, i admit it. i couldn't actually finish that joke. how can anyone jokingly claim to be related to this scrote at all? and for those who are related to him, how can they be proud of it?

that hottie nearly salvaged this pic though. nearly.
 

AWESOME job by the bikini waxer.
I've heard of trimming the hedges, but she scalded the earth.

FAAAAAANtasic.

DB OUT!
 

SHE IS HOT!!!!! The zombie-luke made me go rofl :D