Here's another dude who isn't particularly douchebaggy and could easily kick my ass while sipping a port wine. However busting 'Bag Hand Gesture #13 is enough to give me an excuse to post the finest lithe body this side of Anime.

I would manga her Utena. I would Star Blazers her Mononoke. She can gasp with disturbingly wide eyed shock while brandishing a sword while effeminate looking Japanese men morph into spirit creatures. I would then jump through the air, holding a perfectly still pose with three beads of sweat on my head, before rescuing her by fighting off an enormous tendriled octopus. She would fall into my arms with the cry of a little school girl, and then defend me from spirit bullets with her metal wrist bracelets.

Ahh... Anime Girl. I would enjoy an extra six orders at Matsuhitsa while toasting sake to your supple perfection.