Monday, November 13, 2006
Barbarino 'Bag
Looks like the HCwDotW contest is going to be a tight one. In the meantime lets feast on this fantastic pic of douchaliciousness in which Vinny Barbarino 'Bag has pulled off the rare and impressive simultaneous 'Bag Headlock/Hand Gesture move with one arm. That's like popping one's collar using only shoulder shrugs. It's 'Bag Olympics level performance.
Sexy Librarian rocks my digital pixelated world. She is fantastic. Love those glasses and visible bra-strap. Her facial expression shows an unBleethed cutie fully aware of her predicament o' douchebaggery. She's so fantastic, my penis, Spike, wanted to comment.
DB1: What did you want to say, Spike?
Spike: Stop beating me.
DB1: No, about the pic.
Spike: Oh. I really, really, really like the color white right now.
DB1: So do I, Spike my old friend. So do I.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 11:53 AM 
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he kinda looks like that geeky guy from million dollar baby, you know This guy
I love her. I think she took that pic on a bet
I love her. I think she took that pic on a bet
# posted by 
: 1:11 PM
: 1:11 PM
he kinda looks like that geeky guy from million dollar baby, you know This guy
I love her. I think she took that pic on a bet
I love her. I think she took that pic on a bet
# posted by : 1:11 PM
: 1:11 PM
the girl is so unbelievalby fantastic that i forgot how to spell. the choda-boy/tamponius maximus is clueless of is douchetude. what the fuck is up with that shirt. it is like he wants to be a gangster but then realized that the only shirts he has all have pearl snaps.
# posted by : 1:15 PM
: 1:15 PM 
This is Fonzie's retarded cousin. I really really like this chicka. I'm a big fan of chicks with glasses.
# posted by : 3:30 PM
: 3:30 PM
i think the saddest thing about this photo is that the hottie may be able to muster more douche (in an HCD, a.k.a. hot-chick-douche way) than the bag himself.
but damn, is that hottie (still so fucking very) hot or what? you can even say that her hotness is intensified by her slightly douchey expression - OH GOD WHAT AM I SAYING -
but damn, is that hottie (still so fucking very) hot or what? you can even say that her hotness is intensified by her slightly douchey expression - OH GOD WHAT AM I SAYING -
From now on, I'm going to start needed assurances from this website these aren't pictures FROM A FREAKING HALOWEEN PARTY because some of these clowns are too ridoucheulous to wrap my mind around!! WTF?!?!?
# posted by : 1:43 PM
: 1:43 PM
This guy was the failed prototype for "the Wolverine." Professor Xavier nick named this little fella, "The marmot."
# posted by : 1:21 AM
: 1:21 AM
this hottie (or someone like her) has inhabited my wetdreams for years! why do they always end up with douchebags!?
# posted by : 6:08 AM
: 6:08 AM
Looks like she found him in a library and taught him how to dress like he lives in a club.
# posted by : 12:30 PM
: 12:30 PM
this douche has a scary mouth-breather, death row look to him. Like the guy who shows up in Fletch with a shotgun and Fletch has to use his mattress tag police bit on him.
# posted by : 8:25 AM
: 8:25 AM
Holy shit! There's a giant pasty snail on her left shoulder!
Oh, no, my bad--it's just webbed-finger super-bag.
Oh, no, my bad--it's just webbed-finger super-bag.
# posted by : 11:46 AM
: 11:46 AM
While ignorance is not an excuse, some scrotes don't know they're douches. It was bad parenting, or an early childhood accident with hair gel. However, geek-choade here is crossing the line. Purposely douching himself up to possibly get laid. That does nothing more than increase the power of the 'bag.
Only thing worse than a 'bag, is a poseur 'bag.
Only thing worse than a 'bag, is a poseur 'bag.
# posted by : 11:33 AM
: 11:33 AM
"Filthy and underfed, this stray douchebag-crab-mutant was hanging around the gas station, poor guy. I just had to bring him home. Isn't he CUTE?!!"
# posted by : 1:48 AM
: 1:48 AM
This girl is now in the top 5 of my spankbank. Seriously. Cute 'n' sassy with just enough raw sex appeal. Glasses..man glasses.
# posted by : 8:39 PM
: 8:39 PM
"I thought this site was HOT chicks. She's a troll."
THANK YOU, I have not seen any real hot chicks on this site. They are all fake, cracked out, or just plain ugly.
THANK YOU, I have not seen any real hot chicks on this site. They are all fake, cracked out, or just plain ugly.
# posted by : 8:36 AM
: 8:36 AM
These two ugly people cannot exist they are too stupid .hahahhaha they have to be computer generated losers!!!
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