HOLY SHIT WHAT A RACK ON HER.
 

If Paris Hilton wanted to know what she would look like with a big rack, here's the pic
 

WC can't even help but wear the traditional douche garment of wife-beater underneath his outer-brightness gear.

and is that a mini-Tv or a pager on his belt?

you know, i figured these two are purposely dressed in all-white, but i'm sorry the facial-pube-fuzz, the belly-reaching gold chain, the belt buckle, the mini-tv on his belt...that's utter-doucheness. at least angel-hottie wore white that doesn't burn your retina or make you want to vomit. this guys' choice of white shirt and everything to coincide is utterly pukeful.

the horror.....the horror...

blog the douchehunter
 

What is on the douches belt? Is that where you keep all the douche accessories?

He should also stop letting his mom pick out his clothes.
 

I can’t tell if this is Paris Hilton or Cameron Diaz. All I know is, I can’t focus on her face long enough to figure it out. I’m pulled in to her Holy Cleavite like I’m falling into a big puffy white cloud of dreaminess. Enhanced or not the Holy Cleavite demands worship.

There are so many things that disturb me as a Disciple of the Holy Cleavite (DHC) about this picture. The list would be longer than this douchie’s gold chain. I must say that the topper is that she has reached ultimate Bleethdom. Why? She is actually pulling puffy-shirt douche into her Holiest of Holy Cleavite!! IT’S SACRILEGE!!

I feel dirty.

Friar Punchin Bag (Disciple of the Holy Cleavite)
 

The social inequalities of the 3rd world are nothing compared to the inequality presented here. Even if this bleached out proctoscope has $1billion in his checking account, a divine tart like this is only sullying her DNA by coming in contact with sunburned ivoried enema.
 

Dear God! Have you no shame?! How could you, creator of Heaven and Earth, allow such an image of perfection mingle with something so vile? What in the hell was this guy thinking? He took white to the extreme. The sunglasses are just hilarious. So is the shirt. I love how he shows off the fact that the shirt is about 10 sizes too big by going with the front tuck, which is a classic douche move. It's almost like some weird cape that goes from the waist down. I also love the way this douche is standing about 3 feet away and leaning in from the waist. He's afraid to touch her. As for the hottie, I would cut both my legs off with a rusty saw just to get to smell her feet.
 

Sweet Angel is truely remarkable. I would rank her plastic surgeon right up there with Michelangelo and Leonardo...

Oh yeah, the db...all of the afore mentioned douchey attributes are right on. It's obvious his punk ass has never seen this angelic delight before in his life, judging by the lean-n-grab.


Mos' Douche
 

He everyone looks its a caucafrican! What a douche
 

That douche looks like Derrick from those real world challenges. Now I realize I am a douche for saying that. Identifying the problem is the first step.
 

Hey now.. check out that scrote-tility belt!! Wow.. a beeper?!?! Doesn't a cell phone pretty much make a beeper completely obsolete?? I guess White Chocolate will take whatever he can get as far as accessories to make a slimeball feel important. He probably thinks it will get him laid just like in the Axe Body Spray commercials. That 80s beeper is really taking it to the next level though. All he needs is Zach Morris' enormous cell phone from TV's 'Saved By The Bell'. What can I say.. I LOVE this guy!! This is the kind of douche that is rarely seen in person and only talked about in legends and folklore. So how come Hulk Hogan gets his own reality show but not this guy??!! He needs his own DJ Tiesto theme music for every greasy step he takes.
 

Oh, and by the way... I'd put a creamy white map of Hawaii all over that girl's lower back.
 

Nothing like going all white to accentuate the classic facial sunburn. This looks so incredibly contrived, I have to think this guy may actually be a poser douche. Which is worse -- the true douche or the guy who aspires to douchedom?

Art of the Douche
 

What this girl needs is a white cumshot to the face to match her outfit
 

don't let the sunglasses and far shot fool you. that std ridden "hottie" is his baby's mama...same chick with the lopsided boobies in this post:

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/7053/db11097wcpt5.jpg

good from far but far from good just about sums it up.
 

Eighth sign of the apocalypse, Boy-Band-Liberace woos Paris Hilton. The Depression lives on forever.
 

Love the batman inspired utility belt.

"Go go gadget douche-spray!"
 

Love the batman inspired utility belt.

"Go go gadget douche-spray!"
 

I know the guy and the girl... they grew up around my hometown and they are the epitome of Douche Bag and Gold-Digging Whore. The chick used to walk into bars in my hometown like her shit did'nt stink, like a Paris Hilton w/o the $$$ and even less class. She used to grind on every guy in the club and then when El Capitan Douche Nuts would show up she'd let fights start over her and shit, it was seriously gay High School Bull Shit. Then we got the Roid raging douche... He's a "photographer" and "promoter" or something now, basically all the girls that look like her around the area go to him for "slut" shots and then they go and get shot down by Maxim, Playboy, w/e... when they take their portfolios to them. But yeah the other poster is right they have a kid together now and I hear she is pretty used up looking now since pushing out the douche's demon seed.
 

hahah this is hilarious. I've hated this clown for some time now. I know people he knows and he is a freaking clown.

Thinks he's hot shit, and so does she. They should win the award for douche bags of the year. Both of them.

I'm out.
 

p to the j cant get a lay
aint got no wife
going nowhere in life
his girl is a tranny
she got a flat fanny
hiding her dick
she gives him a stick
he got her sum titties
but cant fool the kiddies
it was a cheapo boob-job
stace was once named bob
pjs a loser
looks like a meth user
his pussy n head are ginger red
this mutha-fucka is better off dead
 

yo p, tell ur ho to stop entering bikini contests. that messed up tranny aint never gonna win.
 

DOOD...I used to live next to this guy!!
 

@big bag of douche
lol @ creamy white map of Hawaii all over her back....lol .
I'm stealing that one.
 

breaking news: pj tevis' aka white chocolate's baby mama just outted him for f***ing a black transvestite...is anyone really surprised?
 

oftentimes these women are just as douch-y as the men that accompany them. like any real "hot chick" would be seen with guidos of any flavor? common sense dictates that these ladies/skanks brought the Douche on themselves. no sympathy here. we ought to make a sister companion site, to go after these silicon enhanced wonder hoes.
 

PJ Tevis is a piece of excrement. Matt Krach told me how this guy would meet T-Girl escorts off of Craigslist. Thats right. Chicks with Dicks. Black. Always.
Krach would always meet up with PJ at MaGerks or Looney's or the Main Street Tower and get free drinks and act like this guy was cool. PJ is the guy who tries way too hard and 24/7. He is CONSTANTLY getting his picture taken as he always shouts out "Yo, this is the shot here!" and yes, that "this is going on MySpace!". He has a buddy who works at Porsche dealership and they think this means they own Porsche. PJ Tevis is a lowly turd and not just a douche but simply a bad person. Some Guidos are goofy but this guy is really just a bad person. Constantly trying to orchestrate illegal activities because he fancies himself a cross between 50 Cent and Tony Soprano. Tevis sucks cock. Literally. Black she male cock. Ask around Bel Air and those who know PJ, KNOW that he loves black shemales.
 

our boy paul tevis jr here has recently moved to hollywood from bmore. why? well, i'm glad you asked! he fucked a black transvestite in early july, angering his tranny looking baby mama. she posted it all over myspace, took him back later and erased it..except for this lttle gem.

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=40069224&albumID=53233&imageID=25318188

he agreed to move to los angeles partly because he was embarassed all over town and partly because he is a greedy, deluded bastard trying to pimp out his baby to child modeling agencies even though she, unfortunately, looks like him:(

you might be wondering, what kind of woman would actually date and have a baby with this orange turd. she pretends she works in the mortgage biz but was actually a low grade stripper...she is the blonde big-nosed skank (i believe third one)

http://thejoint.98online.com/kickapps/_Stripper-Olympics-Banana-Contest/video/292198/13306.html


she thinks she can model so she bought herself some boobies and some horse-hair extensions (unfortunately cant afford a nose job) and proceeded to enter and LOSE every bikini contest in town. armed with such success, she shaved 3 years off her age and convinced orange turd to pollute a whole new city..los angelinos beware!

white chocolate/orange turd has dabbled with the trannies many times before. he usually finds them on craigslist where he also tried to sell forty pairs of his size 7 shoes..google it, it's true! it's a running joke in baltimore that his baby-mama looks like a tranny as well..before she squeezed out the demon's spawn many where convinced this chick had a dick and pointed to her adam's apple as evidence.
 

Listen retards....
Probably all of you can only dream about being that guy cause your either broke,ugly,fat,or have 0 social skills if not hidden behind a computer monitor.So instead of thinking about new "douchtastic" words to come up with,think about how to get urself laid.....
So long HATERS!!
 

hey douchie pj, no one dreams about being a sad, pathetic ginger joke!! you are the one who is broke, fat, ugly..and in the closet!! and i do think about how to get myself laid, just not with black trannies off craigslist. a loser in bmore, a loser in la and now a loser in vegas..so long LOSER!!
 

fuck id dress like a douche if it ment i could slam that!
 

here's a close-up:

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=40069224&albumID=2481293&imageID=49005303

still want to slam that?
 

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these are the best word to complement someone in hiondi i totally suppport u the pic is really slutty n shitty her booobs are loking faker than pam-and
 

no joke. wow
 

seriously, wow. who is this he/she? dude looks like an std-ridden tranny with a beat man-face. anyone who thinks that's attractive is either a closet homo, pj tevis or both.
 

LOL. this is the most hilarious thing i have ever seen. i used to see these guys out all the time in bel air. she was always coked up and thought she was hot shit. while i do think she has her moments of being hot:
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/5/l_d70b3482bb1468262f2496dfc5c5c270.jpg
she's just as big a douche as he is.

this 'drug dealer' turned 'photographer' sucks at life and should end himself immediately.
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e167/PJTEVIS/PDITTYRUNSTHISCITY.jpg
 

I cannot believe what a bunch of pathetic low-life faggots sit here and waste their lives sitting on this site "hating" on other men, so what if you can't get any pussy yourselves and you have to put people down anonymously? step up and be men, not pathetic little dick worthless excuses for human beings. Who cares who he is or what he does or anything/anybody else in any of these pictures. The sad fact is that your existences are so worthless that you sit online and drool over some pussy that you'll never get and take your anger out on someone who does get it. Do all yourselves a favor and go kill yourselves immediately. Trade in your extra tight abercrombie shirts and flip-flops, get some kinda style and self-esteem and quit hiding behind your computer running your mouths, life is too short to be a pathetic scared hateful piece of dog-shit. if you have so much to say confront people in person. Who cares what kind of clown this guy or anybody else on the site is.....you guys are hateful scared pussies. Get a life cowards.
 

hey "stacey piece of sheets", we all know you wrote the message above trying to defend your very own douchebag. here's a tip loser: if you're going to go on a verbal diarrhea ramble about putting people down anonymously and confronting people in person, post your own name dumb tranny douche! oh, and why are you reading this stuff if you're so above it? have u been googling yourself and pj again? yup, the stuff about him and all the trannies he fucked from craigslist is still on here:) i guess that makes him the pathetic low-life faggot and you're just the tranny, big-nosed, horse-hair stripper ..ahem, i mean "model"..who thinks everyone wants her stank, pj diseased pussy.
 

I'm curious why any piece of shit that claims to know P irl would troll him online not acknowledging the kind of person many people know him as. He is flamboyant and rambuncious but you could never call him fake or weak in any way. He has done things in his life you fags could only dream of, and probably do. If you know him irl(and not thru petty rumors on the interwebz) you know what I'm talking about.

If you ever run into him irl, please repeat some of what you wrote to his face. You know you won't because you're a scared little troll and would get knocked the fuck out.

So if you know him, call him and tell him this shit. Mr. internet tuff guy real douchebag scared little perry hall boy probably. Only areal douchebag would hate anonymously online because they want to be the center of attention for only a brief moment, surpassing their well deserved credit because they themselves are afraid to really be in the spotlight. Anonymous trollz are the fat girl at the prom
meeting her friends in the corner, talking trash about the pretty ones.

It's sad really...
 

really? pj can knock someone the fuck out? same guy who got his ass kicked then had to change schools..of course, that was after he was pissed on but he probably liked that. as far as these "petty rumors" his own fug chick went on and on about trannies and got a restraining order against him..too fucking bad but your homo-boy has been outed. worried he'll go back in the closet and wont suck your tiny dick anymore? please inform us oh wise one,worshipper of paul ernie, what are these things we dream of doing that only pj has done? other than time and trannies?

fyi: go back to school..your ghetto psych babble about "surpassing their well deserved credit" is pathetic and shows what an illiterate loser you are. it's sad really...
 

He only wears white to hide the nut stains.
 

Cocaine is a hell of a drug! That bag must be on drugs to leave the house looking like a clown that just left the Cotton Club.
 

I always wondered who would actually buy all those Cruise Ship Flamenco Dancer bullshit clothes from International Male. Hmm. Guess I know now.