HOLY SHIT WHAT A RACK ON HER.
 

If Paris Hilton wanted to know what she would look like with a big rack, here's the pic
 

WC can't even help but wear the traditional douche garment of wife-beater underneath his outer-brightness gear.

and is that a mini-Tv or a pager on his belt?

you know, i figured these two are purposely dressed in all-white, but i'm sorry the facial-pube-fuzz, the belly-reaching gold chain, the belt buckle, the mini-tv on his belt...that's utter-doucheness. at least angel-hottie wore white that doesn't burn your retina or make you want to vomit. this guys' choice of white shirt and everything to coincide is utterly pukeful.

the horror.....the horror...

blog the douchehunter
 

What is on the douches belt? Is that where you keep all the douche accessories?

He should also stop letting his mom pick out his clothes.
 

I can’t tell if this is Paris Hilton or Cameron Diaz. All I know is, I can’t focus on her face long enough to figure it out. I’m pulled in to her Holy Cleavite like I’m falling into a big puffy white cloud of dreaminess. Enhanced or not the Holy Cleavite demands worship.

There are so many things that disturb me as a Disciple of the Holy Cleavite (DHC) about this picture. The list would be longer than this douchie’s gold chain. I must say that the topper is that she has reached ultimate Bleethdom. Why? She is actually pulling puffy-shirt douche into her Holiest of Holy Cleavite!! IT’S SACRILEGE!!

I feel dirty.

Friar Punchin Bag (Disciple of the Holy Cleavite)
 

The social inequalities of the 3rd world are nothing compared to the inequality presented here. Even if this bleached out proctoscope has $1billion in his checking account, a divine tart like this is only sullying her DNA by coming in contact with sunburned ivoried enema.
 

Dear God! Have you no shame?! How could you, creator of Heaven and Earth, allow such an image of perfection mingle with something so vile? What in the hell was this guy thinking? He took white to the extreme. The sunglasses are just hilarious. So is the shirt. I love how he shows off the fact that the shirt is about 10 sizes too big by going with the front tuck, which is a classic douche move. It's almost like some weird cape that goes from the waist down. I also love the way this douche is standing about 3 feet away and leaning in from the waist. He's afraid to touch her. As for the hottie, I would cut both my legs off with a rusty saw just to get to smell her feet.
 

Sweet Angel is truely remarkable. I would rank her plastic surgeon right up there with Michelangelo and Leonardo...

Oh yeah, the db...all of the afore mentioned douchey attributes are right on. It's obvious his punk ass has never seen this angelic delight before in his life, judging by the lean-n-grab.


Mos' Douche
 

He everyone looks its a caucafrican! What a douche
 

That douche looks like Derrick from those real world challenges. Now I realize I am a douche for saying that. Identifying the problem is the first step.
 

Hey now.. check out that scrote-tility belt!! Wow.. a beeper?!?! Doesn't a cell phone pretty much make a beeper completely obsolete?? I guess White Chocolate will take whatever he can get as far as accessories to make a slimeball feel important. He probably thinks it will get him laid just like in the Axe Body Spray commercials. That 80s beeper is really taking it to the next level though. All he needs is Zach Morris' enormous cell phone from TV's 'Saved By The Bell'. What can I say.. I LOVE this guy!! This is the kind of douche that is rarely seen in person and only talked about in legends and folklore. So how come Hulk Hogan gets his own reality show but not this guy??!! He needs his own DJ Tiesto theme music for every greasy step he takes.
 

Oh, and by the way... I'd put a creamy white map of Hawaii all over that girl's lower back.
 

Nothing like going all white to accentuate the classic facial sunburn. This looks so incredibly contrived, I have to think this guy may actually be a poser douche. Which is worse -- the true douche or the guy who aspires to douchedom?

Art of the Douche
 

What this girl needs is a white cumshot to the face to match her outfit
 

don't let the sunglasses and far shot fool you. that std ridden "hottie" is his baby's mama...same chick with the lopsided boobies in this post:

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/7053/db11097wcpt5.jpg

good from far but far from good just about sums it up.
 

Eighth sign of the apocalypse, Boy-Band-Liberace woos Paris Hilton. The Depression lives on forever.
 

Love the batman inspired utility belt.

"Go go gadget douche-spray!"
 

Love the batman inspired utility belt.

"Go go gadget douche-spray!"
 

I know the guy and the girl... they grew up around my hometown and they are the epitome of Douche Bag and Gold-Digging Whore. The chick used to walk into bars in my hometown like her shit did'nt stink, like a Paris Hilton w/o the $$$ and even less class. She used to grind on every guy in the club and then when El Capitan Douche Nuts would show up she'd let fights start over her and shit, it was seriously gay High School Bull Shit. Then we got the Roid raging douche... He's a "photographer" and "promoter" or something now, basically all the girls that look like her around the area go to him for "slut" shots and then they go and get shot down by Maxim, Playboy, w/e... when they take their portfolios to them. But yeah the other poster is right they have a kid together now and I hear she is pretty used up looking now since pushing out the douche's demon seed.
 

hahah this is hilarious. I've hated this clown for some time now. I know people he knows and he is a freaking clown.

Thinks he's hot shit, and so does she. They should win the award for douche bags of the year. Both of them.

I'm out.
 

p to the j cant get a lay
aint got no wife
going nowhere in life
his girl is a tranny
she got a flat fanny
hiding her dick
she gives him a stick
he got her sum titties
but cant fool the kiddies
it was a cheapo boob-job
stace was once named bob
pjs a loser
looks like a meth user
his pussy n head are ginger red
this mutha-fucka is better off dead
 

yo p, tell ur ho to stop entering bikini contests. that messed up tranny aint never gonna win.
 

DOOD...I used to live next to this guy!!