Wednesday, November 15, 2006

 

Wisdom of the Bhagavad-Gita


If the radiance of a thousand suns
Were to burst at once into the sky,
That would be like the splendor of the Mighty Scrote...
I am become Douche,
The shatterer of Worlds.

--The Bhagavad-Gita

(Yes, that's Socrates Douche)

# posted by Douchebag1 @ 8:23 AM
Comments:
Does his shacket actually say "Le Coq"??? Oh please tell me it does!
# posted by Blogger AO : 9:12 AM
 
Le Coq est tiny, oui?

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# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:00 AM
 
Is that bandana to keep the grease from dripping into his eyes?

Bagbalm
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:26 AM
 
This fashionista has pioneered a new look for douchebags: Sunglasses appended to a bandana. It's so sartorial, it looks great and would look even better with a well-tailored high threadcount suit.
# posted by Blogger Scrote M. Walsh : 10:39 AM
 
Grieco!.....Suavaaaay
# posted by Blogger IowaBagSlayer : 10:58 AM
 
WTF is holding those glasses on? It must be greese.
# posted by Anonymous boingy : 11:49 AM
 
upon reconsideration i would like retract my vote for white chocolate in the last HCwD of the Week contest. This guy is clearly a douchebag with a hint of scroteness.

Love the track jacket sans undershirt plus jesus bling look. what douche odour this foul being omits!

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# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:34 PM
 
God Damnit I don't think I can come up with a death painful enough for this douchebag. That won't stop me from killing him though.
# posted by Anonymous Count Douchula : 6:43 PM
 
SAME CROSS BLING!!!!

SAME DOUCHE SHADES!!!

what a fucking douchebag.
# posted by Anonymous nad : 6:57 AM
 
umm...on second look, also same hotties.

now i'm going to cry myself to death.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 6:57 AM
 
You quote it better than Oppenheimer did at White Sands.

Far better.

You should build nukes.
# posted by Anonymous Brad Tastic : 8:56 AM
 
lame hair
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:44 AM
 
Love the clenched jaw. It's so Zoolander. Okay, now, show me Magnum!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:04 AM
 
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