Wednesday, December 13, 2006
The Beanscrote
Oh dear God. Halloween pic or no, Thug Life just kicked me in the nuts. But like the beauty that is a great HCwD pic, Catwoman brings me back to life. But no, this shirtless freak of nature shreds my will to live like a cheese grater hopped up on crack. Ah, but the Holy Cleavite warms my soul and reassures me like "Goodnight Moon" did when I was five.
It is heaven and it is hell. All mixed up in the blender of scrote that is a HCwD pic.
Enjoy it. Revile it. Let that swirling emotional cocktail fire you up and cool you off. And then punch this skeezy old douchebag in the digital face.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 9:21 AM 
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Looks like there's a trend of old douches hitting HCwD. DB1 is right though, this pic is all kinds of wrong.
# posted by 
: 10:47 AM
: 10:47 AM
This is why I hate costume parties.
This sctrote thinks he can pull off a 2 Pac ensemble, but he just ends up looking like a bigger tool than he already is.
As for Cat Woman, me likey.
I'd take her back to my crib, wrap my shlong around her neck and start her up like a lawn mower.
Then she and I would go on tour bustin rhymes about real thug life.
West side bitches.
This sctrote thinks he can pull off a 2 Pac ensemble, but he just ends up looking like a bigger tool than he already is.
As for Cat Woman, me likey.
I'd take her back to my crib, wrap my shlong around her neck and start her up like a lawn mower.
Then she and I would go on tour bustin rhymes about real thug life.
West side bitches.
I especially enjoy the empty whiskey bottles display on the cupboards. So white gangsta, if there is such a thing. Those crayola marker tats are so gay ... especially the retarded "50-gun" crap in the middle. This guy isn't a douche ... just some stupid idiot who thinks he's being funny ... well I guess that does make him a douche, doesn't it? My bad!
# posted by : 12:27 PM
: 12:27 PM
Nothing says doucebag like culture-bending white guys doing shit like this. Therefore, a new hand gesture is coined; not just the normal douche sign but an out-of-race mimed move. I wonder Elvis-o-nipple thinks of that.
Cat woman is a little plump but I'd feed her some nip and then go straight for the litter box.
Cat woman is a little plump but I'd feed her some nip and then go straight for the litter box.
this is too halloween for me to poke my eyes out over...a few simple head slams against a brick wall will do nicely.
# posted by : 1:09 PM
: 1:09 PM
Nice job by anonymous calling me on the Jo Rogan bite.
Its good to know that I'm not the only one wasting time during the day.
Its good to know that I'm not the only one wasting time during the day.
douchebag out! You got class man ... wasn't sure how you'd respond to being called out. That clip was hilarious wasn't it?
# posted by : 8:51 PM
: 8:51 PM
It's like a new breed was just introduced, the whigger'bag...
Don Juan de la Douche
Don Juan de la Douche
# posted by : 8:42 PM
: 8:42 PM
aw, for christ's sakes, who let michael stipe in here!
i can't tell if he's attempted a shocker and nearly mistakenly pulled a "westtt...si-eeeed!" or if he tried to throw up a "W" and somehow ended up making a half-assed shocker. what you can't see is that he actually made a hand-shadow dog head on his chest from the camera flash.
and, oh-how-cute: he used is college grad ring for bling. what irks me is that he actually spelled "thug life" properly, in lieu of the oft-opted "lyfe".
this is why gangstas should be left to do all the gangsta...ing.
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i can't tell if he's attempted a shocker and nearly mistakenly pulled a "westtt...si-eeeed!" or if he tried to throw up a "W" and somehow ended up making a half-assed shocker. what you can't see is that he actually made a hand-shadow dog head on his chest from the camera flash.
and, oh-how-cute: he used is college grad ring for bling. what irks me is that he actually spelled "thug life" properly, in lieu of the oft-opted "lyfe".
this is why gangstas should be left to do all the gangsta...ing.
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