There better be some sort of explanation for this guy's hair.

Oh, right.

He's a chode.
 

It took me a few minutes to realize there were even 2 other poeple in that picture. Isn't he a little too old (and out of shape) to emulate his favorite Dragonball Z character?

Don Jaun de la Douche
 

He blinded me!! With SCIENCE!!
 

Ha! Blinded me with science! That's a great one!

I think it's obvious: he took one look at the rack on the blondie in the middle and got a full follicle boner.
 

GENTLEMEN...BEHOLD!!!

and here, we have ATHF's Dr. Weird, straight from the South Jersey shore. it never helps your cause when you have a receding hairline to manage, in addition to an advanced case of 'baggies.

that baby in the middle might very well qualify for HCwD HCotY honors. there's delicious, and then there's her. she's like a golden-brown pallette of primary colors that makes me want to suck my thumb and coo.
 

i think its compensation for his baldness...but really, it just draws attention to his receeding hair line. what a stud.
 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_Miser

That's all I'm gonna add.
 

Or this:

http://images.ibsys.com/2002/0411/1394385.jpg
 

Three fake blondes at what must be a porn convention.
 

Oh by the holy holy cleavite, WTF is up with that hair? It looks like aliens tried to make a crop circle but ran out of hair to complete it. Hottie in the middle is melt-in-you-mouth goodness on two legs. After looking at this pic a while it has become obvious that HairBoy and the chicka on the right are a Swedish Evil genuis and his lab assistant and the middle hottie is their lab created super weapon to be used to conquer the world.
 

Is that???? no....it couldn't be.......he can't be wearing a crushed velvet blazer? Fuck no, who would do that?

He should be sweating lead bullets looking like such a knob next to these two obvious strippers/hookers/porn stars.

I don't know if he is a true douchebag, I think he is more of a Lump with a sense of humor problem, and a fetish for late night Wendy's.

Its obviously formal...PUT A TIE ON YOU DUMB SHIT! Nothing like being underdressed to ensure another lonely night with his PS3 oh yeah, and his hair.

Beerslayer
 

White guys should never go for the box haircut. Hell black guys don't even do the box cut anymore. I feel like I'm looking at a scene from the white version of House Party.
 

Yah that's obviously some serious compensation for male pattern baldness but it ends up looking like someone forget to mow the rest of the hayfield.

And hottie in the middle is so succulent. She's one of my favourites, even though she almost resembles a character from a playstation 3 video game.

Blog the Douchehunter
 

Looks like Max Headroom finally got his wish ... to become a douchebag of flesh and bone. What a 'tard!
 

Is that Isaac Hayes in the background?
 

those are some killer cans on that ho in the middle. yum! yum!
 

no...it's wesley snipes.

call the feds.
 

Gentlemen, I don't know if this guys a douchebag. He's too fucking pathetic to have any non-monetary connection to these 2.
And there's not a whole lot of douchitude here (other than his hair--is he sitting on a vangergraff generator?). Bad jacket? Who cares. With a rooster comb like that, it doesn't matter if his blazer's made of Sarah Silverman's pubic hair--he's more DQ'd from the reproduction equation than Mr. Heat Miser with a frosty Blizzard in his hand.
Ok, he's a fucking douchebag.