Wednesday, December 06, 2006
The Chocodile Hunter
There's little left to be said about the genius that is White Chocolate. Only that his powers of douchebaggery are possibly 2nd tier only to the hallowed Grieco himself.
Look at this profound douchitude. So many levels, so many permutations, so many ass-chins of douche it's hard to know where to begin. Top it off with this sultry cherry cuddling up with him, and the only debate left to have is whether W.C. gets one Douchie Award Nomination or gets multiple categories.
He may not have been a HCwDotW winner, but W.C. will always have a place in our hearts. And by "hearts," I mean collective spew.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 1:05 PM 
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I love how you can see the outline of his tan (or is it orange paste?) on his forehead. The pink glasses with red lenses screams elton john...maybe he's elton bag. Seriously I hope this guy is gay, otherwise there is no basis as to why he occupies multiple hotties, hoarding them away from regular dudes at the clubs nightly. How this guy never won HCwDotW is beyond me, it's an outrage! Socrates is a very well-defined piece of scrote, but this guy is on a level by himself!
Blog the Douchehunter
Blog the Douchehunter
# posted by 
: 1:20 PM
: 1:20 PM
I was just about to mention his tan! Look at the hair line. This fucking herb definitely uses tan-in-a-can. That sexy little honey definitely needs to go to the dermatologist...there is a malignant tumor growing from her back.
Ugh. How is this possible?
I think WC may be the first horseman of the apocolypse.
Ugh. How is this possible?
I think WC may be the first horseman of the apocolypse.
White Chocolate is not only a douche but a slippery one at that. He changes his douche-style nightly (first its bling bling and grillz, next its spiked hair and red glasses pseudo-punk/emo style). I don't even recognize him! But the douchiness remains. I wonder how many hours a night he spends plucking his eyebrows.
# posted by : 3:02 PM
: 3:02 PM
Pandora nailed something here -- WC has defined an emerging trend: metrosexual douchebag? Those eyebrows have definitely been worked over. For this alone, WC deserves a place in pantheon of scrotes.
White Chocolate is a host at a strip club.
Thats the only way to explain it.
Not all the game in the world would get Miss Chocolate Luv past his goofy ass looks.
Let's see:
Phil Collins forehead.
Elton John glasses.
George Michael beard.
Oh yeah, I can see why the chicks dig him.
Thats the only way to explain it.
Not all the game in the world would get Miss Chocolate Luv past his goofy ass looks.
Let's see:
Phil Collins forehead.
Elton John glasses.
George Michael beard.
Oh yeah, I can see why the chicks dig him.
pink glasses. awesome.
DB1 - you should start a sub-category called "WCDotW" or "WCDotM". we see him enough.
DB1 - you should start a sub-category called "WCDotW" or "WCDotM". we see him enough.
# posted by : 3:32 PM
: 3:32 PM
Isn't it scary when douches who are 25 still subscribe to Teen Beat and whack off to Creed in the shower like this dayglo metrobag. Paul Mitchell Salon Douche here deserves to be sent to prison, stripped naked and shoved in a shower with a 280 lb homosexual Nazi. He offends every last part of my inner being.
# posted by : 4:42 PM
: 4:42 PM
Urgh. Whatever this douch'ppleganger is, the endless stream of incredibly hot hotties flowing through his porky little sausage fingers is in itself likely proof that his interaction with them is limited to snapshots (rather than cumshots).
But still. Still. Urgh.
The mere fact that orange crush-WC actually experienced physical contact with this desperately hot babe here makes me want to kill myself by choking on my own vomit.
But still. Still. Urgh.
The mere fact that orange crush-WC actually experienced physical contact with this desperately hot babe here makes me want to kill myself by choking on my own vomit.
# posted by : 7:13 AM
: 7:13 AM
And here's Pat:
http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24430360&postID=116543930167008280&isPopup=true
What does this have to do with White Chocolate? Nothing at all.
http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24430360&postID=116543930167008280&isPopup=true
What does this have to do with White Chocolate? Nothing at all.
# posted by : 9:43 AM
: 9:43 AM
^ Meant to reference this pic
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b259/weelildancer/francosteve.jpg
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b259/weelildancer/francosteve.jpg
# posted by : 9:43 AM
: 9:43 AM
You know what? That chick, and I can't actually believe I'm saying this, is too hot for me. I get near that thang and I'm sweating little rivulets of pure fear.
White Chocula is made of better stuff than me. I can't even work up the energy to pour a liter of polonium 210 down his coke-scoured gullet and watch his organs fill up his shorts.
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White Chocula is made of better stuff than me. I can't even work up the energy to pour a liter of polonium 210 down his coke-scoured gullet and watch his organs fill up his shorts.
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