I feel like Creepy's been on the site before, but once again, damn you, cheap wine! My brain addled state is no way to go through life, son. Elfen cuties are a little strange looking, thy make me want to protect them in the battle for Mordor. But I'd still celebrate their curves in a rousing game of dwarf tossing.

And no, "dwarf tossing" is not a metaphor for wanking.

Anyways, this lesser inverted 'bag sandwich combo is merely a side dish as we see which way the HCwDotM contest is heading. I'm surprised to see Pat picking up so much steam, but know that all our candidates are worthy of The Hall of Scrote, a subsection of the site I will be putting together whenever I learn how to actually code HTML.

In the meantime, mmm... coco puffs...