Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Douche Lee

There is a legend that even the boldest and most experienced 'bag hunters whisper about with fear and awe. A 'bag whose existence itself is more rumor and myth then fact. A famous Zen Douchebag who legend has it has wandered the ancient sprawling hills of mainland China for eons. A zen 'bag master who goes simply by the name, "Douche Lee."
But now, for the first time, a reader believes he's snapped actual photographic evidence of this all powerful 'Bag Master in action.
Here is what appears to be the legendary Douche Lee caught in full on mystical douche action. He may be hard to see in the pic (he's in the back center), but like with The Loch Ness Monster or BigFoot, the elusive Douche Lee can not be easily captured nor observed working his douchey magic.
(click on pic for a closer examination of this startling discovery)
Note the 'bag master shirt, bizarre glasses and rare cigarette 'bag hand gesture #105 (a move only a stage-4 'bag master can attain). Observe the ring of hotties worshipping in the presence of this skinny hip-hop Asian wigga. I don't know about you, but I'm convinced. Here, for the first time, we have actual evidence of uber-douchosity of the one and only Douche Lee.
He is real. Oh yes. He is real.
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I'm pretty sure that's a chick. Does a chick qualify as a douche bag if she dresses like one?
Hmmmm...
Hmmmm...
i'm a dyke and that's definately a les'bag. the only thing worse is the hockey-dykebag. i live in the north and they are rampant up here.
Douche Lee is clearly that kid in high school whose parents are out of town all the time and thus the masses of girls flock to party. There is no other explanation for this disaster.
DB1,
As you may have noticed from my many useless and dumb comments from the past year, I love lesbians.
Yes, even bull dykes, because for some reason, they attract hot dykes.
Douche Lee is a chick. As for the photo, I'll need to see a beard and a nut sack to be convinced.
But dyke or dude, it doesn't matter.
Douche Lee has game.
As you may have noticed from my many useless and dumb comments from the past year, I love lesbians.
Yes, even bull dykes, because for some reason, they attract hot dykes.
Douche Lee is a chick. As for the photo, I'll need to see a beard and a nut sack to be convinced.
But dyke or dude, it doesn't matter.
Douche Lee has game.
I'm voting chick here, too, DB1. I will need compelling evidence to believe otherwise.
Either way, this pic is extraordinarily painful to behold. Great commentary.
Either way, this pic is extraordinarily painful to behold. Great commentary.
yeah i'd love to say lez-bag too, but if there's photo-evidence to the contrary, well then pats got some serious competition for the heavyweight androgi-bag of the world title.
My cousin is a lesbomorph. You know the type--droopy shoulders, wide but flat ass; loves softball and chicken wings and works as a carpenter or personal trainer. Douche Lee is the same way, learning the ways of the West after escaping from the court of the Ming dynasty. Or maybe s/he just belongs in the company of a dozen 20 year-old chicks. My cousin would love that.
Hmm, I hesitate to even comment on it?? Option A- very gay male, which could explain the, oh god i dont even want to count how many chicks it has around it in this picture.
Option B- very ugly dike- i hope i dont need to explain this one, my only other hope is that it is possibly taking the pictures of the big dike fest that is going to happen after this party.
Option C-male(if you can call it that)- i can't even think of any reasons why this would fit
Option D-Very Ugly Female- I mean look at those stick arms, those fucking glasses, that haircut that I dont even think a Flowbee could fuck up that bad
Fuck it, I give up, now its off to set my dick on fire to try to forget about what this picture has done to me.
Option B- very ugly dike- i hope i dont need to explain this one, my only other hope is that it is possibly taking the pictures of the big dike fest that is going to happen after this party.
Option C-male(if you can call it that)- i can't even think of any reasons why this would fit
Option D-Very Ugly Female- I mean look at those stick arms, those fucking glasses, that haircut that I dont even think a Flowbee could fuck up that bad
Fuck it, I give up, now its off to set my dick on fire to try to forget about what this picture has done to me.
Wow is this character even more out of place in that picture than a black guy at a Ku Klux Klan rally!
Don Juan de la Douche
Don Juan de la Douche
Oh and lol at the chick with the shirt that advertises Fruity Stripe throwing the "V" (victory) sign as if she's in a winning situation being near that alien.
If there is a guy in this picture, he's in a limo with 9 chicks. The joke is on us this time around.
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