Funniest Bag, Best Bling, Most Offensive Hair Style, Most Ridiculous Item of Clothing, Best Hand Gesture, Best Tonguebag in a Leading Role.
 

you cannot forget about big red
 

Who can forget this classic? This iced up douche bag wins, hands down when it comes to get-ups, I mean come on, who has the courage to sport the technicolor button up shirt now a days? Now we shall delve into his cheshire cat mug, how is this even attained? I think he may have greased up his teeth on accident and that re-goddamn-diculous expression got stuck on his face. He is one tab of acid away from full fledged Alice in Douchebagland status, I just wish this really was a hallucination. I really think we need a cartoon bubble in tis picture to show us what he is thinking..."Holy shit, she didnt see me slip in the roofie" This picture is extremely disturbing, not quite as disturbing as ol Chester the molester taking himself a whiff of the hottie, but its getting there.
 

DB1 - cool cup with Pat emblazoned on it.

Spikiest Hair
Most Offensive Facial Pubes
Rookie Douche (ages 16-20 yr olds)
Senior Douche (45+)
Hardest Head Butt
Most Disturbing Sunglasses
Biggest shit-eating grin
Fakest Tan
Most Tribal/Asian tattoo
Starchiest collar
Futuristic Douche (douche trendsetting )
 

Best hottie must be a category
 

Woops, my comment up there was supposed to be for Joker's picture, but we need these categories:
-Shiniest Forehead-sponsored by Windex
-Best use of a headband in a formal setting
-Best molester mustache(Claude?)
-Funniest excuse for a head (gotta be mellonhead or head)
-I would say the girliest douche, but Pat clearly has this one wrapped up
 

There's gotta be an award for HCDs, which hotties are equal parts HC & D so that it causes a stirring in your pants yet you still kinda want to slap them.

Awesome chalice, by the way, DB1.
 

5 big votes for big red what a legend
 

500000 votes for big red....his douchitude exceeds all combined doucheitude on planet earth!
 

BIG RED! That's all I have to say, I go to school with this guy and make no mistake, HE is a LEGEND!!!
BIG RED BIG RED BIG RED BIG RED BIG RED BIG RED BIG RED BIG RED!
 

Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat


He deserves something besides my undying hatred, maybe an award to celebrate his androgynibag look...

Don Juan de la Douche
 

BIG RED!!! Douchiest man alive!!
 

chyeaaaa vote for big red!!!
 

BIG REDDDDDDDDDDD
 

big red for funniest "im wearing my dads grey polo" 'bag
 

big red has my vote,
this should not even be a contest.
Big red put hcwdb on the map and revolutionized the uber scrote. not to mention his work on the backwards peace sign (douche gesture #5 if i'm not mistaken), pure genius
 

BIG RED! BIG RED IS THE ONLY CHOICE!
 

there should be a runoff between big red and pat for unsung favorite. Also:

best ethnic douche
most posted douche
biggest 'take my pic down' pussy

the ladies all deserve their awards as well, Id like to second hottest chick, as prev. suggested. Also:

best milf
most bleethed
best enhancement
best facial expression, clearly mocking a bag
most obviously a pro

and finally awards for us posters

most posts
best haiku
most homicidal rant
 

I got one: Creepiest Older 'Bag. Think Dumbo, The 'Bag Within, and Yellow Tail.

Also, the Borderline 'Bag: guys like Big Red and Bud Bag who are not blantant bags and may even be likeable, but still tie knots in your stomach when you realize "this putz is getting girls like that and im sitting in my dorm room beating it to Pat's girlfiend/sister?"
 

Awards for the 'bags are labelled "Douchiest" and for the hotties "Hottest". Awards for the impact of the combination of the 'bag/hottie are labelled "Most Repugnant".

Douchebag Category:

Douchiest Individual Douchebag
Douchiest Group: Two or More
Douchiest Individual: Masters (old guys)
Douchiest Bling
Douchiest Hair
Douchiest Garment
Douchiest Gesture: Hand or Tongue
Douchiest Facial Hair
Douchiest Skin

Hottie Category:

Hottest Individual Hottie
Hottest Group: Two or More
Hottest Abs
Hottest Rack
Hottest Face
Hottest Bleethed Out

Douchebag/Hottie Combo Category:

Most Repugnant Couple
Most Repugnant Individual Douchebag with a Group of Hotties
Most Repugnant Individual Hottie with a Group of Douchebags
Most Repugnant Group: Two or More Douchebags and Hotties

(Please note: Most Repugnant is an indicator of the relative difference between the Douchebag(s) and the Hottie(s) under review. The douchier the 'bag and the hotter the hottie, the more repugnant the photo.)

We should also start considering the method for selecting photos for the Hall of Scrote.

I don't believe that criteria should be based on winning a weekly, monthly or annual contest. This should be treated more like a sports HoF. Individual merit or obvious historical significance gets a douchebag in. Should be voter based, and the DB1 can act as the "veteran's committee" and throw in anyone he damn well pleases.

The Hall of Scrote will need to have a couple of corridors dedicated to the Hotties.

Obvious initial inductees would be the founding inspiring couple: Grieco and Bleeth, probably with bronze statues in the rotunda.
 

Suggestions for contest: stages of douche (1-4), stages of bleeth (1-4), most ridiculous clothing, red cup contest, the tounge bags

Suggestions for douche: White chocolate. His toofuses alone should win something.
 

big red has made like 5 appearances, such a 'bag. he is the biggest douche of the year in my opionion. haha i still laugh when i think about that grey and black polo
 

Big red is a shoe-in for the douchie. making five appearances, he is surely the king of scrote
 

I VOTE FOR BIG RED...no question more appearances than any other...
 

I vote Big Red.

He is by far the biggest Douche. His awkwardness and stupid gestures make him a grand douche!
 

that polo is legendary!! big red for king of scrote
 

big red the one and only.
 

I can definitely throw my support behind the Baron's well thought out awards categories, although, Mr. Walsh has some excelent categories as well. Senior Douche is just too good a title not to use. Could add in most inappropriate use of sunglasses, best beach bag, weirdest douche (these guys never rise to the top of any voting category, but just hover below, horifying us the entire time).

Undouchided.
 

Vote: Big red. That guy is a hopeless douche
 

BIG RED. SAME SHIRT, DIFFERENT BROADS and FLAMING HAIR. MY VOTE IS FOR YOU BIG RED. BIG RED BIG RED BIG RED!!!!!!!!!!
 

BIG RED!
 

big red...enough said
 

BIG READ!!!!!! yeaaaaaaa fuck all the othersss!!! Big red is the douchiest douche there is!!
 

I think that as far as the Biggest pussy who wanted his pic taken down award goes, we should retire his "jersey" like they do in sports. But in place of a jersey, we retire his bling, or his sweatband, or his Murray's pomade can, something along those lines. Our jerseys can go up on either side of the entrance to the Hall of Scrote
 

BIG RED FOR THE WIN!!!


Biggy red!!! The one and only fire-douche-ball!
 

Baron Von Douchehousen has some of the best suggestions. I think that exact set-up would work perfectly.

How about if you made names for each of the categories, so instead of "Douchiest Skin", for example, you could have Oil Slick of the Year (except the Orange Bag from today may have fucked that category name up). Or instead of Best Abs, you could have have Best Bacon Fryer, or some such.
 

big red for douchie
 

big red for douchie
 

I think this year's douchie ticket sales should go toward a charity in desperate need, I am of course speaking of "save my mantitties" international, the very deserving organization started by Yellowtail after his life altering double man-sectamy. Little is known of Yellowtail before the horrible accident of 1987, it was a time when true pioneers reigned supreme, when Frank Stallone was in his prime, a time when being a complete and utter douchebag was not only the norm, it was expected. This is why we need to return Yellowtail those two luscious melons he used to sport so proudly.

If not for his self confidence, just do it so we never have to look at those over-sized tan stockings again, cause I just have a bad feeling he will be "gracing" us with his presence until the day we all decide we've seen one guido too many.
 

big red man....hes the king...only a legend can have that many girls while never changing his shirt
 

Big Red should be banned from this site if there's 12 more "Vote Big Red" posts ... really, the guy is a 16 yr old dweeb. Maybe he's worth revisiting in 5 yrs to see if he matured into a douche or just another dorky midwestern college boy.
 

I agree with walsh here, plus the fact that he keeps voting for himself under "anonymous"
 

big red is merely a bothersome rectal itch compared to some of the other douches on this site. he deserves nothing.
 

mitch meats bleeds when he poos
 

big red isn't voting for himself
he's got a fan club.
 

BIG REDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
 

Biggest Douchebag Celebrity with Hot Chick. Example: Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman.
 

scote m walsh...go fuck yourself

BIG RED IS THE SHIT!!!...unlike you who most likely eats shit.