Thursday, December 28, 2006
The Douchies: Best Frosted/Ab Combo -- The Sun 'Bag
Since we're voting on frosted hair and perfect abs in seperate Douchie Award categories, lets give a 2006 Douchie to this perfect combo of the two that ran back in mid June.
It really don't get tanner/douchier than this unholy combo. It's like finding a rare Brazilian tulip in full bloom in the rainforests of Madagascar only to discover a piece of elephant dung on it's stamen.
It's enough to drive the DB1 to drink.
Then again, so's a light southwesterly breeze.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 6:22 AM 
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Man, here I was worried that there wouldn't be enough esoteric categories to fill out the full three hour broadcast.
Bravo, DB1.
Bravo, DB1.
# posted by 
: 5:47 AM
: 5:47 AM
Holy shit, this guy coulda been a contender for HCwDotM. Look at that shirt. Now punch yourself in the face. Which hurts more?
"Super, thanks for asking!"
Sigh...it's not as though the universe doesn't mock my daily existence enough, now I have to see this warm beach blanket babe with Sub 'Bag. And why not go all the way and frost that soul patch also?! Grrr....
Sigh...it's not as though the universe doesn't mock my daily existence enough, now I have to see this warm beach blanket babe with Sub 'Bag. And why not go all the way and frost that soul patch also?! Grrr....
Here's a quote from UrbanDictionary.com for soul patch:
"The patch of hair grown right under the lip. Any self-respecting stylish male has one."
The sad thing is that it has, like, triple the thumbs up votes versus thumbs down.
Anyway, I've just written one far more accurate and which should be up in a little while. Please, let's inform these scrotes.
"The patch of hair grown right under the lip. Any self-respecting stylish male has one."
The sad thing is that it has, like, triple the thumbs up votes versus thumbs down.
Anyway, I've just written one far more accurate and which should be up in a little while. Please, let's inform these scrotes.
Did I accidentally click on a gay site? THis guy looks like a pillow-biting tennis ball and while his partner has nice abs, juding from the face they're of the XY chromoasome variety. Yikes.
Ok, I'm not saying this guy is gay, but he's been known to be able to pick the flavor of a popsicle by just sitting on it. Oh wait, the shirt, the hair, those cum stains on his jeans, and that shit stain on his lower lip, yea he's a fag alright.
# posted by : 7:30 PM
: 7:30 PM
his head looks like Copernicus' rendering of the Helio-centric solar system.
i'm thinking he's a tad too fruity for the label of douche bag.
i'm thinking he's a tad too fruity for the label of douche bag.
Hahahaha, sadly I know of both these humans. And both the male and his female counterpart are huge douchebags. They both promote for a shitty club that boasts "under 21" nights. I can almost smell the roofie-cooladas.
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