This might be the greatest post I've ever seen on this site. DB1, you are truly awesome for giving out such recognition to your followers. I raise my malt beverage in your honor.

I gotta go think of a catchy handle ...
 

Wow, even though I had no idea that I was even nominated, it is an honor.

Obviously, DB1, you make this happen, but more than two-thirds of the fun is reading the comments. The reason I ultimately stuck around after accidentally discovering this site is because of 'baghunters/slayers extraordinarily funny comments. I have especially liked those from iowa (formerly seattle) bagslayer, mitch meats, newbag, count douchula, douchestar runner, doushee, Amerigo Vesdouchey, bmt, scrote m. walsh, boingy, Gerard Depardouche, lowercase bag, nad, douche ph(b), beefynick, and beerslayer. Dozens of others have made me groan and laugh and spit on the images of sundry DBs--I've learned how to clean my monitor thanks to your efforts. If these folks weren't gut-bustingly funny in their observations and opinions then how could anyone take these images without turning to a life of irrational violent crime?

(On a side note, I did find this site completely accidentally. I was googling "vaginal bulb syringes for feverish poultry" because some idiotic veterinarian told me the Avian flu could be transmitted like an STD. Don't ask why it concerned me. Let's just say that the Baroness has extended family in one of the more rural areas of the country. This false news from the vet had me thinking we might have a medical emergency brewing in the Douchehausen clan. We'll leave it at that. [Oh, and if I ever have you over for dinner and cousin Ronnie is with us, don't eat the chicken.])

A special thank you to pinkus and your lovely gal, for whom I have the utmost respect. I swear you could leave me alone with her for a weekend and I would be the perfect gentleman. I can't vouch for her and her seductive powers, of course. Compare that to leaving her with DB1. Besides a numbingly cute face, she does have a scrumpdiddlyumptious rack on her, too, you lucky motherfucker. (The Baroness is getting tired of me making her dress up like a hot librarian.)

Happy New Year

BvD
 

DB1, thank you for bestowing upon me such an honor. When I found this site back in March I never planned on becoming a contributor--the thought never dawned on me until I found that picture of my cousin with "Master 'Bag" back in May. And here I am receiving a Douchie award...

So...thank you for creating a forum where I could achieve such excellence. I will do my best to keep the submissions coming in '07.

Also, thanks to all the other contributors and commentators on this site (props to BvD for listing everybody above)--you've all done your part to make this one of the most entertaining sites on the web.

Have a happy 2007...tomorrow night I'll pour a bottle of Night Train out on the curb for all the 'bags who couldn't make it today.
 

speaking of which, all subsequent pics should contain some reference to the donor of the pic in question (unless the donor desires privacy). just so we know. i for one don't know when to give credit to Douchestar Runner because i don't know which pics are his.
 

Here, here! 2006 has been a looong, strange journey for ol' Iowa Bagslayer here, and this site really helped lighten the load at times. From the horrendous examples of combination feminine delicacies/scrote depravity to the hilarious comments by DB1 and the rest of the gang here, I now feel like my life has meaning; I'm a man on a mission.

Here's to a much more prosperous 2007 to you all and let's keep the humor coming! Oh, and DB1....when I get an actual job some day, I'll help out on the PayPal front :)
 

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Wow...I hadn't even read this one when I gave my props to the DB1 in the post above. DB1, you're a gentlemen and a scholar for giving respect to your fellow 'bag hunters.

I'm gonna get sentimental for one second and say thanks to all you guys for making me bust a gut. You've seriously brightened my sometimes glowering days in the last couple months.

Never did I think some random web site that I linked to from "Chase Me Ladies, I'm in the Cavalry" (hilarious read, BTW) would leave me quaking with mirth for days on end. Never did I think I would contribute my own HCwD pic to this site, which I must confess was actually taken before I even discovered this thing. ("Dumbo" - December 5...and let's please try and be a little nicer to the HCs[unless they truly suck on an HCD level]...sometimes they are one's best friends....the TRUE spirit is ragging on the 'bags, and I think there were some hurt feelings when I was just trying to be funny...thx)

I guess there's a little scrote in all of us. This site has seriously found some weird niche in my heart, as evinced by that picture which, I assure you, was taken in jest.

Anyway, I hope you all have a perfect new year. I, for one, have quit smoking for good. Drinking alone, not so much...

Oh yeah, 'nuff respect due to pinkus for trolling such a perfect lassie. You deserve it, buddy.
 

oh and i forgot to add, i've always thought of LA as much more abundant in hotties than San Fran. speaking as someone who hasn't visited either city, i'd go with LA before San Fran in terms of hottie-chasing. dunno why i have such impressions though.

that said, San Fran does have great restaurants to be sure. if DB1 celebrated the New Year in Thomas Keller's French Laundry i'm sure it would be a once-in-a-lifetime experience. if we overlook the months and months over which you must plan beforehand for such an event.
 

This dood is what we call the "wanksta douchebag".

He might want to take a look in the mirror sometime. Then, and only then, will he figure out that he's really from the 'burbs, and the closest 'hood that he's ever see is one that Mr. Roger's resides in.

The two hotties look like prime candidates for a drunken three way. Just get the WD-bag out of there!
 

I peed in a horse once.