Wednesday, December 27, 2006
The Douchies: The Future Ex-Mrs. DB1 Award -- Barbarino 'Bag's Hottie
While it's true that there have been a plethora (and by plethora I mean "boobies") of extremely choice beauties on this site (granted, being clutched by monstrosities of dung), there's something about Barbarino 'Bag's librarian hottie that just knocks my socks off. Maybe it's the dark raven hair, of which the DB1 is a huge fan. Maybe it's the helpless expression. Maybe that hint of a sexy black bra under that white t-shirt.
Whatever it is, Barbarino's Librarian Hottie gets a Douchie Award for most likely to divorce the DB1 after a stormy shotgun marriage.
So whaddaya say, Librarian Cutie? Marry a drunk, unemployed pudgy douchebag living in a basement hovel? Oh wait, it appears you're already well on the way.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 5:20 AM 
Comments:
<< Home
It's clear that the DB1 is addicted to the mix of bookish innocence with built-for-sin body. This has been the m.o. for the creative huckster type male ever since Shirely Jones made the look popular in The Music Man. My guess is he secretly craves Julie Andrews, too, even in her mature years.
That rack on the hottie is the perfect sideboard where I could rest my drink, my Lil' Debbie Fudge Rounds, my throbbing love and my spent lust.
That rack on the hottie is the perfect sideboard where I could rest my drink, my Lil' Debbie Fudge Rounds, my throbbing love and my spent lust.
# posted by 
: 8:28 AM
: 8:28 AM
I feel like I must come clean, this was a mock photo taken for this sight. We were going to a party where you had to dress as something that started with D, in honor of this site I dresswed as a douche bag. Theats my girlfriend you lookin at, she loves the site too
yours truely,
Pinkus
yours truely,
Pinkus
# posted by : 8:40 AM
: 8:40 AM
Better watch out, pinkus. The DB1 might look up your IP address and come steal away your ray of sunshine with visions of drinking night train alone, swiping away Ho-Ho crumbs, and reeking of cat piss.
Good on you for nabbing her while the iron was hot. She's fucking lovely.
Good on you for nabbing her while the iron was hot. She's fucking lovely.
i went to school with that girl.
and i reamed her asshole out with a 18V dewalt drill.
and i reamed her asshole out with a 18V dewalt drill.
# posted by : 1:03 PM
: 1:03 PM
The Mac Zoom feature, I believe, was created solely with posts like this in mind:
1. System Preferences -> Universal Access -> Zoom: On
2. Command + Option + Plus (x10)
Lossless zoom, people. You're welcome.
1. System Preferences -> Universal Access -> Zoom: On
2. Command + Option + Plus (x10)
Lossless zoom, people. You're welcome.
Dudes, huge fan.
Anyway just thought I'd put myself forward for a Douche Award. I'm a 21 stone 6 foot 3 inch spotty nerd who lives with his parents at 18.
Here's the twist.
I just got a size 6 girl with 32E's that is a MODEL and a chef that is a neurotic cleaner. damn me for being so good.
Joe Boulton, Unfortunate future douche.
Anyway just thought I'd put myself forward for a Douche Award. I'm a 21 stone 6 foot 3 inch spotty nerd who lives with his parents at 18.
Here's the twist.
I just got a size 6 girl with 32E's that is a MODEL and a chef that is a neurotic cleaner. damn me for being so good.
Joe Boulton, Unfortunate future douche.
# posted by : 4:57 PM
: 4:57 PM
That looks sooooo much like this chic I know. Who is that? or at least give me the initials to put my mind at ease man!
# posted by : 3:05 PM
: 3:05 PM
That girl will have class when she gets older...she is what we like to call sexy. She knows it. Hot and sexy are too different things. This one....can i have her? or maybe one 8 for hanukah?
# posted by : 11:26 AM
: 11:26 AM
anonymous: you're funny dude but give credit where its due. Johnny Carson first said re: the Perfect Woman,"shes about 3 ft. tall,w/ no teeth, and a flat head you can set your drink on."
Right on Johnny! We need more of 'em.
the Emperor of Cyberspace
Right on Johnny! We need more of 'em.
the Emperor of Cyberspace
I dont know about this one, it looks like she might be the Douchess of France with that smirk.
Love to the BagHunters out there.
(chest pound) donk donk
Love to the BagHunters out there.
(chest pound) donk donk
# posted by : 4:30 PM
: 4:30 PM
hey, thats me! I forgot all about this, but I am honored I that I still hold a special place on your sidebar. Kinda single these days bro, maybe nows your chance
# posted by : 10:02 AM
: 10:02 AM
hey, thats me! I forgot all about this, but I am honored I that I still hold a special place on your sidebar. Kinda single these days bro, maybe nows your chance
# posted by : 10:02 AM
: 10:02 AM
Joe Boulton...
I'm assuming that you're saying that you're an unattractive guy with a hot girlfriend. Unfortunately, I'd have to say that this doesn't automatically qualify you as a douche.
There are loads of hot women/unattractive guy couplings out there. Women actually do care about personality and other nonsense, so it's common.
You have to sport the markings of a douche to qualify, not just a hot babe. However, the fact that you broadcast your girl's information in such a way as to garner approval or validation...that is a pretty douchebag move...
I'm assuming that you're saying that you're an unattractive guy with a hot girlfriend. Unfortunately, I'd have to say that this doesn't automatically qualify you as a douche.
There are loads of hot women/unattractive guy couplings out there. Women actually do care about personality and other nonsense, so it's common.
You have to sport the markings of a douche to qualify, not just a hot babe. However, the fact that you broadcast your girl's information in such a way as to garner approval or validation...that is a pretty douchebag move...
# posted by : 3:45 PM
: 3:45 PM
hard to believe all the beating around the bush in the comments ... no pun intended ...
nice rack ... the end ...
nice rack ... the end ...
hey ... wait a minute ... is there some arcane connection between DB's and Compton Gangsta signage ? ...
she ain't no hot chick. pretty nasty looking. And douchebag! well lord help us.
Post a Comment
# posted by : 8:44 AM
: 8:44 AM << Home
