Friday, December 29, 2006
The Douchies: Hottest Cleavite
In the immortal words of Marvin Gaye: Ain't no Mountain High Enough...
I don't know quite what that means, but it seems apropos of something or another for this fantastic and perfect example of the Holy Cleavite in all its glorious relevation.
Not to mention the combo with this skankbag. Such HC + D gale force winds are what can kill a horse if not properly monitored.
So lets raise this pic to the rafters and honor it with a 2006 Douchie Award. There really aren't two better examples of what makes the world spin in its utter perplexed confusion than in this pic right here. In many ways this pic represents war, peace, injustice and cereal bars all at the same time. What, you don't like cereal bars?
Can I get an "amen"?
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:15 AM 
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Real? Who cares?!
Amen, Rev. DB1...those are two pillowy gems.
Oh, and that highlighted hair dude is a douchebag.
Amerigo Vesdouchey
Amen, Rev. DB1...those are two pillowy gems.
Oh, and that highlighted hair dude is a douchebag.
Amerigo Vesdouchey
# posted by 
: 8:19 AM
: 8:19 AM
Has the possibility of this scrotum sack being a "little person" been discussed in the past? The little arms, hands and torso with the large head, cause me to believe we've captured the first Dwarf'Bag on film. He's so retarded! Expending all his energy into flashing whatever 'bag gestures he can muster and apparently wanting to tongue his own kibble and bits, when he could be staring at tits literally the size of his noggin. As my 5 year old Playa-In-Training would say, "What a stupid-head!"
# posted by : 8:50 AM
: 8:50 AM
Hang on.I thought the definition of cleavite was that it is an untanned area that stands out in that magical zone between tits and sturnum.
The area I'm attracted to when I'm drunk,yet before the loss of full motor control.That area sings.
Like puppies rising out to face the sun.
DB,sorry,but I really think you got it wrong this time.
The area I'm attracted to when I'm drunk,yet before the loss of full motor control.That area sings.
Like puppies rising out to face the sun.
DB,sorry,but I really think you got it wrong this time.
# posted by : 4:12 PM
: 4:12 PM
Sorry, even though this girl supposedly visited HCwD insisting they were real a while back, there is a clear and obvious Boob Job scar under her right tit. Now, maybe I am King Dork of the new millenium, but a girl with such low self-esteem as to purchase a pair of knockers this huge qualifies as an HCD in my book.
Am I crazy or is the boob on the right significantly bigger? Is this a trick of the angle or was this picture as digitally enhanced as those mammaries are likely to be??
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