And the Douchie Award for "Most Persistent Fan Club" goes to.... Big Red. As if there was any doubt.

This one's for the huge fan club north of the border, so please stop emailing me asking for more Big Red. Big Red's earned a 2006 Douchie for everyone's favorite one-shirted budding 'bag in training. Give it up to the popped collar legend.

The amount of teenage hotties this mythic 'bag has managed to headlock remains a triumphant accomplishment for a mini'bag so young and impressionable. Good work, B.R.! In many ways, you're a 'bag hero.