Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Dumbo
This elephant eared, sneering, 'bag hand gesture #94 making turd muncher is the perfect douche to fire up the energy and piss me off enough to motivate for the day. I get that vaguely Australian vibe, which as anyone who's ever been to a youth hostel anywhere in the world knows, has produced it's share of its own form of unique douchebaggery.
Which brings up the question, wtf Australia? Are there any people actually living IN your country? Or is everyone simply camped out at Youth Hostels all across Europe and the U.S.?
I love hottie on the right. Love that pouty stare and English bob cut. She's like an S&M Edith Wharton heroine. I'd let her spank me while correcting my grammar and preparing four o'clock tea.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 8:41 AM 
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Oh God. The fucking horror. Someone once said of Tom Waits' voice that it sounds "like it was soaked in a vat of bourbon, left hanging in the smokehouse for a few months and then taken outside and run over with a car." Coincidentally, that is exactly what I wish would happen to this fucking unbearable piece of shit. I hate him.
I agree with that fucking idiot above. I would like to smash his unused testicles with some sort of 15th century Guttenburg style printing press. Then write an anti-calvinist screed with his testicular blood /semen . Fucking Australian pieces of shit.
# posted by 
: 10:20 AM
: 10:20 AM
These girls aint that hot. Girl on the right is clearly hiding her girth off camera. as for the scrote... he needs to be hung by his ears from the back of a 747.
# posted by : 12:30 PM
: 12:30 PM
These are the only hot chicks I've actually seen on your site... the site should be renamed "skankswithdouchebags" for the other women.
# posted by : 12:49 PM
: 12:49 PM
There is so much wrong with this picture. Is this douchebag calling for a curveball or preparing his fingers for pink and stink entry?
These three douche-receptacles aren't much to look at either. If they were hotter I'd be angrier, though I can take fury umbrage in the fact that this barbarian shops at Urban Outfitters, eats at Ruby Tuesday's and jerks off at work.
I'd rather have my testicles superglued to a cannonball and fired at an on-coming NJ Transit train than look at this anymore.
These three douche-receptacles aren't much to look at either. If they were hotter I'd be angrier, though I can take fury umbrage in the fact that this barbarian shops at Urban Outfitters, eats at Ruby Tuesday's and jerks off at work.
I'd rather have my testicles superglued to a cannonball and fired at an on-coming NJ Transit train than look at this anymore.
This pic is about as tasteless as a Vegemite sandwich.
(I wouldn't mind putting my shrimp on the barbie of the bird on the right.)
(I wouldn't mind putting my shrimp on the barbie of the bird on the right.)
# posted by : 10:58 PM
: 10:58 PM
I'm not sure if this douche is an Aussie. I was thinking more along the lines of Irish Soccer Hooligan.
Whatever. Bitches ain't hot in my book unless they got their tits pushed up to their chins and are fake-baked to within an inch of their lives. I bet they're even wearing underwear.
It all just makes this dipshit look even more like the fucking tool he really is.
It all just makes this dipshit look even more like the fucking tool he really is.
# posted by : 8:15 AM
: 8:15 AM
I think he is hot. And I want to smell his fingers. The girl with the tongue : complete amateur.
# posted by : 9:40 AM
: 9:40 AM
Heh. Exxxcellent. I thought that some of you might say "this photo was obviously staged, this is not a true douchebag." But, fellow 'bag hunters, I commend you on recognizing me for the utter and complete sack of afterbirth I truly am.
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