I love side cleavage. Staring at Jose Canseco in this pic is like looking at the sun...if you look for too long, you will go blind.
 

Look at this doofus mock us! I'm infuriated by the possibility this fine little sl#t would go home with this guy wearing a shirt I swear I wore to my Junior High School dance. Damn 90's Douches!! I thought that species had been extinct!

Douchehunter
 

Hello, I'm Jose Conseco. When I was shooting steroids I thought I was in control. But they made me do all sorts of things I wish I'd never done. Like killing Liberace and stealing his douchey wardrobe...

right boob. right boob. right boob. right boob. right boob. right boob. right boob. right boob. right boob. right boob. right boob. right boob. right boob. right boob. right boob. right boob. right boob. right boob. right boob. right boob.
 

I think I've seen that shirt worn by women in their sixties who buy their clothes on the TJ Maxx sales rack.
 

Love me some sideboob.
 

Are those dice on his shirt? Is he telling us he takes risks? Or are they dominos, conveying a more thoughtful approach.
He's got a little Canseco in him; a little Rocky Balboa too, ala 1985 (presumably when that shirt was made). Sideboob is great but I'd love the lefty too. And I'd love to see her working the old speedbag.
 

his shirt says "LOLOLOOLOLOL" it is laughing at him.
 

Andrew Dice Clay's cousin, obviously.
 

the photographer of this photo must be female or gay. no straight man should be able to survive looking at that jug being so close to that douche.